I’m going to campaign for dresses like these to come back into fashion - will you help me?

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I can’t understand why they went out of fashion in the first place.

Imagine all the things you could hide under there - so practical. I think I may have to make my own though unless TopShop get on board with my campaign.

You could have a Segway under there for effortless gliding.

@Ghosttile

You could have a Segway under there for effortless gliding.

Ooo, yes! Someone with much better balance than me could look really elegant :-D

That dress would certainly prevent man-spreading next to you on the bus or train. No more being pinned against the wall by legs that can't neatly contain their mega-cock, they'd not be able to get near.

@PragmaticWench

That dress would certainly prevent man-spreading next to you on the bus or train. No more being pinned against the wall by legs that can't neatly contain their mega-cock, they'd not be able to get near.

They’d probably not even be able to get into the same carriage, let alone the next seat.

I’m liking the Segway idea a lot. Although the handle might be problematic. Perhaps a skateboard?

[quote Bigtom]m.youtube.com/watch?v=TKDWzn5Jeq4[/quote]
You'll save a fortune in entrance fees when you smuggle your 8 kids into the zoo.

You might need a specially adapted car with a steering wheel in the middle so you can fit into it to drive there though!

Will there be pockets? If so then yes please!