@Travielkapelka
Nothing. Stay at home, it sounds hideous
This is what camping is to me:
Go to a field, with some of my oldest and dearest friends, all our kids, food and booze.
The trick to family camping is, go to campsites that are laid back and have plenty of space, definitely not somewhere where they pack 'em in.
Also - and this is key - the more DC you bring, the less parenting you have to do.
The kids quickly form a feral pack, enjoying the freedom playing what they think is miles away from their parents, but they're still in the campsite and you can still keep an eye on them.
Parents get to hang out together, actually have adult conversation, drink booze and relax. Eating is continual and leisurely.
Kids turn up for food every so often and get REALLY excited by things like toast charred on a stick in the fire, or new things like camembert baked in the fire.
Saturday, go for a walk somewhere beautiful, maybe to a pub.
Go back, drink more booze.
Kids are usually tired from all the exercise but if not and they stay up round the fire, not a problem, normal rules don't apply.
What's hideous about that? I've been looking forward to this for ages.