Bunglie's Box

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Here you are, Bunglie my love, a special little place of insanity to call your very own. Enjoy!!

Where are the others....they must know that I get locked in again at 5pm....I don't think they love me and want to come to my party

Careful picking up unidentified beverages Bunglie, someone was complaining the other night abour her dh peeing into glasses ...

Where's secur, anyway? Didn't think she'd miss a party ...

We all love you, Bunglie, perhaps they got stuck in the rabbit hole?

Hmm...I read that too, But this was ok...I sniffed it first and it was definitely alcohol...hic!

Where's KM got to? The guards didn't let her out again did they?

Wee ferments you know ...

Could we make the rabbit hole a bit bigger and put a sign by it?

OK. I'll change the record again while I'm here.

Didn't know what time it was and the lights were low
I leaned back on my radio
Some cat was layin' down some rock 'n' roll 'lotta soul, he said
Then the loud sound did seem to fade
Came back like a slow voice on a wave of phase
That weren't no D.J. that was hazy cosmic jive

(CHORUS)
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He'd like to come and meet us
But he thinks he'd blow our minds
There's a starman waiting in the sky
He's told us not to blow it
Cause he knows it's all worthwhile
He told me:
Let the children lose it
Let the children use it
Let all the children boogie

I had to phone someone so I picked on you
Hey, that's far out so you heard him too!
Switch on the TV we may pick him up on channel two
Look out your window I can see his light
If we can sparkle he may land tonight
Don't tell your poppa or he'll get us locked up in fright

CHORUS (x2)

La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la (repeat)

Uhg! Bunglie decides to stick to ginger beer!

I'm on the apple juice Bunglie.

Second thoughts - better make it grape ...

Oooh I like this one..La La La la

Hmmm! I wonder how tech is today...I never did find him last night...the frigid hermaphrodites are rehearsing ready for tomorrow with Simon....so don't forget to vote for them!

They'd better perform better than they did last week ..

Ooh yes, it was a bit touch and go, but at least they were not in the final 2, just scraped through.

I have had them hard at it all week !!

Think I'd better change the record again.

I remember when rock was young
Me and Suzie had so much fun
holding hands and skimming stones
Had an old gold Chevy and a place of my own
But the biggest kick I ever got
was doing a thing called the Crocodile Rock
While the other kids were Rocking Round the Clock
we were hopping and bopping to the Crocodile Rock

Well Crocodile Rocking is something shocking
when your feet just can't keep still
I never knew me a better time and I guess I never will
Oh Lawdy mama those Friday nights
when Suzie wore her dresses tight
and the Crocodile Rocking was out of sight

But the years went by and the rock just died
Suzie went and left us for some foreign guy
Long nights crying by the record machine
dreaming of my Chevy and my old blue jeans
But they'll never kill the thrills we've got
burning up to the Crocodile Rock
Learning fast as the weeks went past
we really thought the Crocodile Rock would last

OOh! Crocodile Rock...I always liked this...

can you buy a crocodile from the 'pet shop' maybe needs checking tomorrow?

[snort]

Why you snorting WWB...?

Crocodiles. Having seen what you did to the gerbil, I hate to think what you'd do to a crocodile ...

Time for some more music.

As it was in the beginning then so should it end
Don't let a lover become just a friend
oh no.
I made you a promise I vowed I would keep
The candle 's still burning the river runs deep
my love
Didn't you know
didn't you feel
Couldn't you tell that it was real
Couldn't you tell that it was real.
I'll dedicate to you all my love my whole life through
I'll love you forever and ever ev'ry day ev'ry hour we share
I'll treasure you I swear I'll love you forever and ever.
What we joined together
let none tear apart
We give one another our hand and our heart
my love
Ashes to ashes
dust to dust
Will love last forever I know that it must
my love
Now you can see
now you can feel
Now you can tell that it was real
Now you can tell that it was real.
I'll dedicate to you all my love my whole life through

But the gerbil was an accident...I did not have my glasses on...I did give it new batteries...and I just thought that the switch was a bit squidgy...accidents do happen!

Did you see the mess you made? I still haven't managed to clean it up. And the poor gerbil, well, batteries up there were never going to do it any good were they. And as for mistaking that bit for the off switch ...

No, I don't think a crocodile is a good idea at all.

Where have they all gone? I thought this was a party ...

I'm a rockin...but food has nearly gone and I've stashed the booze(?) until tested by lab, in bedside cabinet and I have to go soon and you are the only one who came to my party WWB..

Will you be my bestest friend....

The Hamburgers are getting lonely ...

Um ... what's the job description then Bunglie? I might be prepared to consider it ...

Time for the last song, I think ...

If you hate me after what I say
Can't put it off any longer
I just gotta tell ya anyway

Bye Bye Baby, baby goodbye.
Bye baby, baby bye bye.
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
Bye baby, baby bye bye.

You're the one girl in town I'd marry
Girl, I'd marry you now if I were free
I wish it could be.
I could love you but why begin it
'Cos there ain't any future in it,
She's got me and I'm not free, so:

Bye Bye Baby, baby goodbye.
Bye baby, baby bye bye.
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
Bye baby, baby bye bye.

Wish I never had known you better
Wish I knew you before I met her, Gee
How good it would be for me.
Shoulda told her that I can't linger,
There's a wedding ring on my finger,
She's got me and I'm not free, so:

Bye Bye Baby, baby goodbye.
Bye baby, baby ybe bye.
Bye bye baby, don't make me cry
Bye baby, baby bye bye.

Well you have to stick up for me when secur wants MY crown...but would be prepared to do a time-share with you for it....
And of course we would have to have a regular 'be nice to bunglie hour' once a week!
And I would be able to borrow your 46G's and you could borrow my 34A's...and the Tena lady....I get a delivery once a month...not just pads but sheets as well!