Just pondering on the fact that I'm old enough to have given birth to the England squad

[BooGhoosty]

FFS, I'm sitting saying what a gorgeous lad Bukayo Saka is... and I'm well beyond old enough to be his mum. Fucking 2001 he was born?!

Am I old enough to be all their mums now? Is that where I am in life? When did I get old?

(On considering this further I had posters of Keane and Cantona so, I'm old)

😭

It's ok OP, you're barely old enough to have been the mum of a few very young players.

There are lots of professional footballers in their 30s...

I thought you'd be way older than your 30s reading this!

I know nothing about football. But when Britain won silver medal for rugby at the Olympics I was at the official party that night. It was a messy party! I sat with their mums and drank huge gin cocktails, and we chatted about our kids. I was old enough to have given birth to every single team member. I was a bit sad about that bit of information but then I remembered where I was and only my age and experience had got me there so I said fuck it, got myself another cocktail and carried on partying! 😁 I kept waving a pissed finger at these huge rugby boys and shouting at their mums ‘you made that!’

I’m old enough to be their granny. Now that’s sad. Actually old enough to be their great granny. Think I’ll just spend the day in bed 😭 - when did I get so old.

@BooGhoosty

Cantona is looking excellent btw. Still would.

Me too.

Giving birth to the entire squad could cause medical complications!😂. It would be a case of urgent contraception review being required.

I'm old enough to remember when Cantona was first at Leeds. Never found him attractive though, dont see the appeal at all lol

I still fancy Cantona, but I personally think he looks far more attractive now. I like the grizzly bearded look.

@MooseBeTimeForSummer

I’ll just leave this guy here ......

Definitely still would

Was feeling sorry for you OP, until I realised I'm 4 years older than you

Whilst my body feels 100 years old, in my mind, I'm still 21.

Oh my, Cantona. All of the yes please.

CanI just say, Les Ferdinand's thighs...

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DS1 was born in 2001

I felt old in 2018 when I realised Die Hard was 30 years old that year. that kinda hurt

BooGhosty

I'm 10 years older than you!

@MooseBeTimeForSummer

I’ll just leave this guy here ......

For the love of Batman please someone tell me who this Adonis is???

David ginola

David Ginola. sigh

I had the pleasure of meeting him at Newcastle Airport when the squad was flying out for a match. Back then his hair was long. He's a lovely person too.