Just looked up price for sending laundry out...

[MutteringDarkly]

...sigh. I suppose I'd better get off my arse and do it myself then
I may tell myself I'm saving £15 per load as I work my way through the mountain today.

What would you out-source if we all had pockets full of diamonds* and money was no object?

*will be checking pockets for diamonds before doing laundry. Safety first

I'd love to outsource everything - surely we could just move to a hotel for a couple of months and the house would be made pristine by a team of declutterers, designers, decorators, plumbers, cleaners, personal shoppers and finally a chef.

I think living in a luxury hotel must be great in itself.

A chef, cleaner, baby sitter. Basically I want to do nothing x

Concierge- someone to find, organise, stay home for and manage eg getting an electrician to sort x and y and a plumber to do z. Also in charge of random last minute stuff needed for school, insurance renewals and sending birthday cards to relatives.

Oven cleaning - I might just do that in reality, diamonds or not.

Another vote for declutterer/sorter of child related detritus.

I don't mind doing laundry. Find it quite satisfying. I don't find cleaning satisfying though so would outsource that.

A local launderette near me used to charge £10 for a “service wash” where they washed, dried and folded everything you could fit into one of those big blue IKEA bags.

I thought it was an absolute bargain and that was 2006-2009 or thereabouts.

I was thinking earlier how lovely Daz washing powder smells when you hang out washing so I'd miss that smell if I outsourced it

@Pheebs2021 I won't tell your mum if you don't

I outsource the demolition of my garden. A man comes once a fortnight and gets as much of the horrid green crap into the garden wheels bins as he can.

If I could afford to, I would pay a cleaner/housekeeper too.

I would like an old fashioned housekeeper. They can tidy and clean and shop and cook and iron and make beds and listen to me moan. Perfect

@AdviceSeek

A chef, cleaner, baby sitter. Basically I want to do nothing x

I quite often think that what I need is a fleet of servants to follow me around organising my life for me.