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Toilet or Loo?

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ILoveAfternoonTea · 10/04/2021 11:19

Do you refer to the toilet/loo as the toilet or the loo?

My DP says that "toilet" is common. If I say toilet I get pulled up on it. IL's also say loo and I feel I have to watch what I say

It just seems strange as if you're in a shopping centre or restaurant the sign always says toilets, never ever loos

Fed up of being corrected

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hedgehogger1 · 10/04/2021 20:46

Start calling it the shitter. Then ask if they'd prefer you revert? I'm interchangeable between loo and toilet

Izzy24 · 10/04/2021 20:53

I think it’s very common indeed to pull other people up in the way they speak .....

TrainspottingWelsh · 10/04/2021 21:04

I say loo. I couldn't care less what anyone else refers to it as.
Tell your dh it is extremely common, vulgar and lower class to correct the vocabulary of others, and only the ill bred bourgeois would give a flying fuck.

TheSandman · 10/04/2021 21:11

Start calling it the shitter. Then ask if they'd prefer you revert? I'm interchangeable between loo and toilet

This.

Though, being Scottish, I swither between 'kludgie' and 'toilet' rather than 'loo' and 'toilet'.

LemonRoses · 10/04/2021 21:13

I equate the T word with saying ‘Pardon me’.

It’s a lavatory, but loo is acceptable.

TrainspottingWelsh · 10/04/2021 22:55

The T word? Or may one surmise that's where you go when flatulent, hence equating it with 'pardon me'? I suppose you may be referring to going to the loo to burp, and mentally using the 't' word when you visit for that purpose, but that's a bit try hard even by mn standards.

jessstan2 · 10/04/2021 22:56

Lavatory is correct.

However if I am taken short I am quite happy to use the loo, toilet or WC but not the bathroom as I am not an American.

dementedpixie · 10/04/2021 22:56

I have never called it a lavatory
How pretentious!

dementedpixie · 10/04/2021 22:57

I have a bathroom and am not American

dementedpixie · 10/04/2021 22:57

Do they not call it a restroom anyway?

MimiPigeon · 10/04/2021 23:01

Loo. The toilet is the actual white ceramic pot that you buy from a shop. The room itself is the loo or bathroom.

EastWestWhosBest · 10/04/2021 23:09

Lavatory or loo are the ‘correct’ terms.
Personally I use loo more than anything else. I remember being in the company of some Americans and said ‘I’ll just pop to the loo’ and they thought that was the most British thing they’d heard.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/U_and_non-U_English

blacksax · 10/04/2021 23:17

Quite frankly my dear...

I couldn't give a shit. Grin

SweetAsANutt · 10/04/2021 23:21

The shitter?

No, I'm just kidding, I say toilet but I'm clearly common Grin.

I'll start to say I need to use the porcelain throne from now on.

MightlySlad · 10/04/2021 23:25

I use both but usually loo. I hate both words though. Toilet is a weird word? And 'loo' rhymes with 'poo'.

I say lavvy often too!

Cactus1982 · 10/04/2021 23:32

Bog, shitter, pisspot.

Davros · 10/04/2021 23:51

Toilet is something you do, lavatory is somewhere you go. At least that's what I thought but it's the big, shitter, widdler etc usually

Davros · 10/04/2021 23:55

Bog obvs

Dinkydody · 11/04/2021 00:07

I use both depending on company/ situation. I’m Scottish and not middle class.

cariadlet · 11/04/2021 01:22

Growing up, my mum hated "loo" so I can't bring myself to use the word. It does sound pretty silly and twee to me.

I say toilet but think lavatory or lav are fine. Don't mind khazi although I never use it. Going for a slash is just about ok.

Dp sometimes says that he's going to the bog just to wind me up. I really hate that which is completely irrational because I wouldn't mind somebody using the word bog if they were talking about going for a walk in the countryside and coming across a marshy area.

Changingwiththetimes · 11/04/2021 01:30

I grew up in America and say toilet at home. I think of I was in a restaurant I'd ask for the restroom though. Most Americans I know say bathroom, even though it obviously doesn't actually have a bath in it...

Nicolastuffedone · 11/04/2021 06:23

Toilet or bathroom

Pyewackect · 11/04/2021 06:25

We have an outside kharzi .

suggestionsplease1 · 11/04/2021 06:26

In the haze of waking up this morning I thought for a split second that this was a baby name thread.

OnSilverStars · 11/04/2021 06:35

This is why Americans refer to the room and not the actual porcelain seat you shit in 😂

Saying the bathroom or restroom is so much nicer than saying " the toilet". To me (grew up in another country) it would be like someone asking for "the crapper" or something. So direct and crass which is unusual for Britons

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