I was reminded of an incident this morning while cleaning the toilet after my not-house trained children 
Many years ago, when I was a teenager, I worked in a small office as the office junior. There was one toilet and one of the senior members of staff used to disappear in there for up to an hour every afternoon for his daily poo. One day, I managed to block this toilet, finally unblocked it using the toilet brush, then panicked at the state of said toilet brush and decided to hide it in the sanitary waste bin. Later that afternoon, there was a roar of rage from the senior member of staff and he came out demanding to know who had taken the loo brush. He thought someone had taken it as a prank on him. Everyone else thought he had hidden it himself after making such a state of it. I never owned up 
Sorry Tom!