You know you're a mum when....

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When a 10 min shower is considered "me time"

😂

Off you go ladies!! Need a bit of fun this afternoon 👏

You start to find the plot holes in Peppa Pig, Duggee and Paw Patrol.

when you pick the cat up to put him out and start rocking and shushing him automatically

*Your car contains the following:

Muddy footprints all over the back of the front seats
Undescribed origin goop on seats. Possibly smooshed in raisins.
Various empty wrappers, McDonald's toys, and always a broken pencil/crayon and a hair elastic.
In the boot: 3 coats (none of which are yours) a fleece blanket (just in case), travel potty/loo roll/wipes/spare nappies.*

All of this, plus various Lego creations, a collection of sticks collected on various walks, smushed in lip balm, hand sanitizer, dolls clothes and a half eaten bag of Quavers.

Your boot contains a full change of clothes, a kite, a bat and ball, a football and another collection of sticks.

When you find your pockets are full of odd bits of leaf, conkers or stones.

You find yourself agreeing with the dad from The Little Mermaid. I don't know why but it's the only Disney film both mine will sit through so it's been on a lot lately

You’re an expert at the sniff test.....is it chocolate?! Could it be something else.

You don’t feel strange sat on the loo with a child sat on your knee.....you eat a chocolate bar with your head in a cupboard so you don’t have to give any to kids and hype them up, you always have wipes/tissues/water on your person

@Lollypop701

You don’t feel strange sat on the loo with a child sat on your knee.....you eat a chocolate bar with your head in a cupboard so you don’t have to give any to kids and hype them up, you always have wipes/tissues/water on your person

Hahahahaha - This! Eating chocolate with your head in the cupboard :)

When you're at work and put your hand in your bag to find a pebble and a Lego person and you melt.