When the teacher catches your eye and beckons you over for a word.... (lighthearted)
'Please could you tell DS1 aged 5 that certain sings are not appropriate for Circle Time, apparently that includes "When they kick down your front door, how ya going to come, with your hands on your head or the trigger of your gun"
But that's my favourite song Mummy!
Cue swift removal of Clash CD from the car 