What's made you laugh today?

[purrswhileheeats]

This may be a 'you had to be there' moment but it's still making me giggle.

I was at work (it's a swimming pool construction company) today and a young teen 13/14 ish in a mask marched in, walked past my desk and headed straight up the stairs to the office. I called out 'Can I help you?'. 'I'm just going upstairs!' he replied Seconds later he trotted back down, apologised and said he thought there was a hairdressing salon upstairs There is a salon 100m down the road but God knows how he managed to confuse it with our shop which is packed with tons of chemicals and mechanical equipment (his floppy overgrown hair might have been in his eyes)

Bless him though, he sauntered off without a hint of embarrassment

Chatting to a very good friend on a bench today. Haven’t seen him in person for many months.

I've seen that one before Dan Lily is very resourceful 🤣

Glad you had a nice chat with your friend today Bob, laughter is what we all need now.

Worked a night shift last night so I am counting today as starting at midnight. My laughing was crazy manic-hysterical-laughing-at-this-shit-situation-or-I-will-cry laughter. Hoping for more genuinely funny reasons to laugh tonight.

Someone on Facebook snottily declaring 'it's not rocket surgery' to someone else who asked a question on a post. Rocket surgery. I do like when people being dicks make themselves look silly

Standing at a pelican crossing with my other half and discussing a programme we had watched. (It's a sin!) people warned us that the gay sex was very graphic, I didn't think it was. I said without thinking "how did you find the gay sex last night?" Everyone at crossing looked at OH waiting for his reaction.

Took my niece to school. She made me drop her round the corner as its obviously so embarrassing being seen by her auntie. The road is a one way so have to go past her/the school. I got level with her, wound down the window and yelled "love you" and used her childhood nickname. Then drove off.

Shes 16.

I'm cruel.

House hunting atm. Sent DH a link to a house, he simply replied
'Hideous. Wouldn't piss on it if it was on fire' made me chuckle.

@BearSoFair

Someone on Facebook snottily declaring 'it's not rocket surgery' to someone else who asked a question on a post. Rocket surgery. I do like when people being dicks make themselves look silly

I say that, its a joke, but people with a humour by-pass like to point out it isnt 'rocket surgery' and think they are really clever.

I always think to myself 'I bet they watch and find Terry and June really funny'
Some humour is very subtle

This thread...?

Sorry, not helpful

Piers Moron behaving like a spoiled toddler on national TV.

Loads today!

• Talking about agency vs client side irritations with my agency counterpart at work
• with my personal trainer (socially distanced, outside, don't worry) over some silly folk in the village
• at the puppy being naughty but adorable
• with the nurse at the blood bank over having a nice lie down and a biscuit after PT
• many, many memes sent by friends
• when the DCs made up some silly songs after school
• with DH comparing the DCs to the dog

At my daughter getting a tetanus shot today. She said she rolled up her arm for the injection and the doc asked her "okay. Which cheek is it to be?".. I can just picture her face....

A chap where I work, who I know to be 35 ish, has dark blonde but obviously greying hair. Hes single and often talks about dates he's been on with different women. Today he rocked up having obviously had a go with some Just For Men, his sandy coloured hair is now a rather luscious brown.... As are his equally sandy eyebrows which he'd decided to have a go at as well. It really looked, er, striking and I spent the whole day giggling to myself behind my mask, he only needs lippie and a wig and he'd look like a drag artist which I'm not sure is the look he's going for at all (a very manly man, gym goer, muscles)

Watching Cat Daddy Issues

Cat and daddy having a spa day

DD3 and I are watching Santa Clarita Diet on Netflix. It’s HILARIOUS.

@DanFmDorking

This is wonderful!

My eight year old telling me I’m an evil genius for putting dairylea on his sandwich without telling him because I’m attempting to get him to taste new foods.

Piers Morgan waving his p45. Bye Piers.

DS1 repeatedly shouting "fuck wrist" he's only 2 and he's talking about his little forklift truck toy but it tickles me every time!
Ohh and he told my mum today that she has a "big green cock" 😂 - translation
Big green clock... he was pointing at her watch

This video

Cracks me up every time I watch and hear it