This morning when I was getting him to have a wee before setting off for nursery DS (2.5) pointed at the toilet brush and said 'I put poo in there'. I was busy and distracted and said something like 'oh yes, it's for cleaning poo off the side of the toilet'. Just now I've used that loo again, noticed that the toilet brush holder does look dirty... AND FOUND A HUMAN (TODDLER) TURD IN THERE, UNDER THE BRUSH [shock] [shock][shock]. I have thrown away said brush, but remain deeply perturbed - so many questions, so few answers! I can't interrogate DS until later as he is still at nursery, so can you comfort me with tales of your own little savages, or is mine uniquely horrifying?! And is this kind of trauma why some people hate toilet brushes?!