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[LittleRa]

Inside Chernobyl with Ben Fogle (see attached pic).

Following the (inadvertently?) rhyming documentary, Twitter was abuzz with possibly celeb rhyming docs- Battle of the Somme with Dick and Dom anyone?! Ho Chi Minh City with Professor Chris Witty?

More here:
www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/02/24/ben-fogle-chernobyl-funniest-rhyming-documentaries-23-classics/?fbclid=IwAR1D0gPrTqWxsA2VrRQwLOtlGkK-qUQlwO5uVOTeAJ0FMtMjoWZxUAayGb0

Anyone got any more ideas?

Being Reg Hollis with Gregg Wallace

Watercolours on my easel by Vin Diesel

Another gardening one: Keep the snails off your Hosta with Jodie Foster

Brotherly Hate with William and Kate

Unblocking your drains with Saddam Hussein.

Easter in Australia: Bunny in the Dunny

😂😂😂😂 I'd pay good money to see some of these!

The Life of Lord Baden-Powell with Simon Cowell

I was a Mumsnet Sporner with Geri Horner

The history of music: it all starts with a tune with Reece Witherspoon

How to floss with Jonathan Ross

Care for your teeth feathering Prue Leith

James Brown’s Soul Man with Olivia Coleman

Angling for Tench with Dawn French.
England by Rail with Jimmy Nail.
Sexual Peccadilloes with Michael Portillo.
Fix Your Heating with Ronan Keating.
Growing Hostas with Carlos Acosta.
The Life of Biggins with Bradley Wiggins.

A doc about attending Eton and Oxford:
Getting your ponce on, with Boris Johnson.

Move over Joe Wicks there’s a new man on the fitness scene...
Jogging fun with Kim Jong-un 🏃‍♂️

Not sure where the male symbol came from 🤷🏻‍♀️

Holiday Special: Fun in the Sun with Kim Jong-Un

@MerryMarigold

A doc about attending Eton and Oxford: Getting your ponce on, with Boris Johnson.

Brilliant!

Interesting Hikes with Melanie Sykes

One for Australians:

Terry Wogan - Going Bogan

I Don’t Want to go to Work! (How to shirk), with Michael Buerk

The Ice Age with Elaine Paige

Music greats with Bill Gates

How to knit a hat with Take That

The Wanamakers: From Sam to Zoe - with David Bowie

E4 maternity series?

Breast is best with Kanye West
Crown to rump with Donald Trump
Purée to rusk with Elon musk

How to cook Goose with Fiona Bruce
Knitting a sock with Sean Lock
It’s all been a Con with Simon le Bon

@AmyDudley

World War Two with Sooty and Soo

I desperately needed a damn good laugh and this one absolutely has my vote 🤣

HowTo Fit a Grommett with Joel Dommett
Get Your Kicks with Joe Wicks
I Was Born In Tootin' with Vladimir Putin

@MarkRuffaloCrumble

If you pronounce Chernobyl like noble instead of nobble it makes more sense Crayon

I’ve always pronounced it as Cher noble lol