You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for...

[LittleRa]

Inside Chernobyl with Ben Fogle (see attached pic).

Following the (inadvertently?) rhyming documentary, Twitter was abuzz with possibly celeb rhyming docs- Battle of the Somme with Dick and Dom anyone?! Ho Chi Minh City with Professor Chris Witty?

More here:
www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/02/24/ben-fogle-chernobyl-funniest-rhyming-documentaries-23-classics/?fbclid=IwAR1D0gPrTqWxsA2VrRQwLOtlGkK-qUQlwO5uVOTeAJ0FMtMjoWZxUAayGb0

Anyone got any more ideas?

Learn to Hustle, with Darcy Bussell

@bigloungewear

Ooh Monkey Tennis with Jennifer Ennis

Do you mean Jessica Ennis - Dame Jessica Ennis-Hill?

Jess is black, BTW, that's why I'm asking.

A Roll in the Hay with Theresa May

Inside Venice with Jessica Ennis

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

A Trip to the Dump with Donald Trump

Also chernobyl and fogle rhyme for me!

My friend the badger with Margaret Thatcher

We watched the programme, and it was really good. Quite in parts.

The puddle I fell in with Ian Mackellan

I am in tears with Richard gere(s)

Wheres me tena with Aerton Senna (so?)

Alberqueque with Pinky and Perky

Ten Pin Bowling with J K Rowling

Someone stop me please

Visit Your Farmer’s Market with Morten Harket

My life in hell with Priti Patel

How to yoyo with Michael Morpurgo

I have kids to put to bed here

The public hair of Tony Blair

Corona Virus with Billy Ray Cyrus

Self help for couples:
How Not To Be Moody with Richard and Judy

Exploring Loch Ness with Vernon and Tess.

Going to work with Pauline Quirk.

Gay bars with men in with Vladimir Lenin.

Keeping it real with Lou Beale.

Embroidery of jerkins with Anthony Perkins.

How to get ready with Rod Jane and Freddy.

Round the factory of Cadbury with Julia Bradbury

The UK’s favourite tunes with Martin Clunes

Inside a garrison with George Harrison

The history of the bra, with Ringo Starr

The hare and its leveret, with Rupert Everett.

These are very amusing! Of course Fogle can rhyme with Chernobyl! Poetic license.

The greatest fishing catch with Benedict Cumberbatch.

At Westward Ho! with Alfie Boe.
Make a Curtain with Paul Merton.
Cast Adrift with Taylor Swift.
On the Bench with Judi Dench.