Spilt an entire cup of coffee over most of the feather and down pillows on the bed this morning. They were about £120 each so I Googled it and turned out you can wash them. Is it supposed to be this much of a sodding mission?!
Put the worst one in the washing machine. The bloody thing wouldn't spin and caused an error message on the washing machine. Came out dripping wet and all clumped up and stinky so had to fling it around in the garden for about an hour where it excreted gallons of water. Hung it on the line in the sun for several hours where it dripped another ton of water. Put it between two towels and sat on it for an hour where it exuded several litres of water and stank a bit more.
Finally span the bastard and it came out significantly less wet and now it's been in the tumble dryer for about two hours with two tennis balls. It sounds like a fucking rave in the laundry.
Anyone with anyone experience with this hellosh experience who can advise if this is going to be worth it or should I just chuck the other 3 pillows now and accept I'm £500 down? I'm on 8 hours and counting and the thing still stinks and is about four times the weight it started at. I'm bloody exhausted.