If you were cast in a movie, based on your current style, what character would you be?

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I think I'd be Basic Break Up in a Chick Flick. Quite possibly also Tragic Single Friend (Comedic Relief).

Wayneytta Slob, though that’s a TV character. Is that cheating?

A female version of Dexter or Hannibal

Outwardly a respectable professional. Inwardly plotting murder.

Hagrid. Except I'm female and short.

The tragic single mum, that everyone pities, drinks too much and makes bad decisions - especially outfit choices.