Rowdy wankers out in their sex pond again

[MarmedukeDuke]

...I've hit the lockdown point where I might go ask to jump in with them. They're so drunk I don't think they'll mind my unattractive tartan fleece PJs.

If I take the shittest bottle of wine I have do you think they'll let me switch music? Maybe I could just connect my phone to their shit audio system so I can then switch from classic Ibiza to something chilled for bedtime.

Or shall I just put on a neon thong, leave DH in the house and dive over the neighbors fence and ask to join their ongoing lockdown party.

@Divebar2021 unfortunately I don't have to imagine it, I can guarantee a live performance a few times a week! I can barely look Sandra in the eye when we're taking the bins out.

Sex pond!!!! Brilliant!!
Amazingly, I walked past a couple tonight on my nightly 'exercise', getting it on in the back of a car in a pub car park in full view of the road and residential area. Several cars parked around them too.
Wonder if lockdown is doing funny things to us.... Bleugh

Better a sex pond than the two hysterical yappy poodles we have to put up with.

(Now there's a sentence I never thought I'd write...)

@MarmedukeDuke

In all honesty though, is anyone else overjoyed to be tucked up in bed watching a film with a cup of tea?

You couldn't fucking pay me to re-do my days of doing unspecified pills in painful shoes while dancing to heavy base and spilling an alcopop down my cleavage. Being old is so much nicer.

I was never really one for pulling an all nighter but I’m so glad that we all now agree that 9.30 is getting a bit late now. My friends come round and literally bring slippers.

Can you get frisky in the garden with your DH and make loud sounds?

They're out there again!

I don't suppose I can complain at 8:50 on a Friday night, but fuck me their music is both loud and terrible.

I'm 37 years old, and I want to drink my horlicks in peace

Have to say if I was ever house hunting and saw a hot tub in a neighbours garden that would make me immediately cross the house off my list. I would care how good it was or the price!

The risk of idiots in the hot tub all hours being noisy is too much. Yes, I’m sure some sex pond owners aren’t like this but I’m not risking it.