That would never happen in real life! ...song lyric version

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So, are you ever just singing along to a song, and then think: hang on , that would be preposterous in real life.
Like: ' and there she was, just a walking next to me, singing do wah ditty ditty dum ditty do'
Like, who would do that? And if they did, why on gods green earth would you then take them home?

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“I'm in the corner, watching you kiss her, oh
I'm right over here, why can't you see me? Oh
And I'm giving it my all
I'm not the guy you're taking home, ooh
I keep dancing on my own, ah”

Well I think I’d avoid the weird stalker dancing alone in a corner tbh...

ABC. All of my heart.

"You walk in the room with my heart"

"I drove all night, crept in your room
Woke you from your sleep to make love to you
Is that all right?"

No Roy it bloody isn't! You can't turn up unannounced, break in to someone's house and attempt to sleep knob them. Rapey lunatic, go home!

"I was dreaming while I drove
The long straight road ahead, uh-huh, yeah
Could taste your sweet kisses, your arms open wide
This fever for you was just burning me up inside"

Now he's day dreaming whilst in control of a vehicle, hallucinating and running a temperature. Mans not well he needs to call 111.

Radio 2 are just playing "Africa" by Toto as I am reading this thread ha ha

I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar...
Really, didn't your mum tell you not to go off with random customers?

Trailer for sale or rent, room to let 50¢.
No inflation I'm guessing.

Don't stand so close to me...
Victim blaming I see.

@SylviaPlath1984 I know!!!!! Like, seriously- the secret verse to that song is how he got clocked with a golf club and carted off by the police!
@SmidgenofaPigeon ...off to YouTube
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