To ask you for your best adult jokes

[WouldstrokeTomHardy]

I'm in the mood for a giggle and we all need one. I love a rude joke, the dirtier the better. So come on MN give us a giggle.

Hears mine.

Bin men are coming round to lift the last bins before Christmas so one man of the team knocks on the door and the lady of the house opens the door almost naked pulls the guy up stairs and lets him screw her until he is exhausted.

Then she tells him to send the next man in this goes on until the last man shags her stupid and she tells him to send in the driver when the driver arrives at the door she hands him a fiver.

The driver looks at her and says ” how come you fuck all the other men and I only get a fiver”?

“Oh that’s my husbands idea”.

” I asked him about the bin-mans Christmas box ” and he said give the driver £5 an fuck the rest of them”

😂😂😂

I don't know any jokes, adult or otherwise but hoping others will come along soon.
God knows we need some cheering up.

A couple are in dire financial straits.

The husband says look love you’re a bit sexy, go out and stand on the corner and have sex for money. She agrees, dresses up and off she goes.

She comes back later, tired out but loaded with cash. Her husband counts it out on the table.

£37.50.

Crikey, he says, which cheap bastard gave you the 50p?

They all did, she replied.

"Dad, why did you name my sister 'Teresa'?"
"Well, it's an anagram of Easter, and your mother likes Easter."
"Oh right, thanks Dad."
"No problem, Alan."

When God created woman, he first made her with three breasts; all three in a row. She wondered at the beauty of her body, however soon found the third beast in the middle cumbersome. Her back hurt, it got in the way of her clothing, and generally just did not add anything to her wonderful existence.

Woman returned to God and said 'I have lived with these three breasts and feel like two would be enough, please could you remove the middle one and make something out of it for me?'

So God removed the useless tit and made her a husband.

What did the leper say to the prostitute?
Keep the tip.

What’s the difference between a zit and a priest?
The zit waits till you turn 12 before coming on your face.

These are great. Going to pick my favourite at the end