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Lighthearted. What trivial stuff does your OH angst about?

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SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 09/01/2021 08:34

Disclaimer. Yes, I know there are worse things to think about. I have them too, but this is a distraction from them. So if anyone says, "I wish that's all I had to worry about". A. You haven't read the OP, let alone RTFT, and B. This is no thread for negativity! I'll start. We have a very beautiful, but temperamental wall clock. It's vair old, so can be forgiven I think. The clockmaker from whom we bought it handles it splendidly, and can make it go for about 3 days on a single wind. (pre covid). But us? No....if we can get 12 hrs out of it, that's a result. You have to do this manouvre that involves holding the clock to the wall whilst winding it, re setting it, and then making the pendulum swing again, and not upsetting it while you close the glass. If it moves on the wall by about a mm, it refuses to go properly. I know this because the man originally mounted it not on the level, and not being able to stand things on the wonk, I moved it about 2mm to level it up. All hell broke loose, the clock stopped and The Clock Man had to be chased down the road to intervene, while both men acted like I'd personally killed their kitten left to them by a dying relative... So, to avoid the angsting when the clock has stopped, I rush to attend to it before he notices. I cannot stand the wailing of "The man, the man must come" in a kind of reverse version of Waiting for Godot on steroids. He is otherwise a good husband, and I know he is worried about recent redundancy etc, but for the love of all that is holy! So, please tell me yours. Tia.

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SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 14/01/2021 12:48

This is Bin Comedian's Page, though I can't find the sketch on there
here

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Raera · 14/01/2021 14:43

Thank goodness Covid means solo supermarket shopping.
DH cannot abide anything on the belt on top of anything else. All bottles, tins and jars laid flat not upright, if I "help" and pile things up to use less space he rearranges it.
What is wrong with him?

MistleTOEboughski · 14/01/2021 14:54

My dh is obsessed with our parking space and who else might be parking in the private back road behind our row of houses even if they are not in our space. If he were on MN he would be on here 3 times a week with a CF parking thread Inc diagram.

Alonelonelyloner · 14/01/2021 16:31

I'm now in love with Scott Bennett. Thanks OP!

Santaiscovidfree · 14/01/2021 16:41

Post organisation of our pantry dh patrolled where items were being returned to nb
He actually complained to his mate someone had put a flask back in a wrong drawer.
And he has an organised shelf for condiments in the fridge and woe betide those who don't adhere to it..

Saucegate...

lightand · 14/01/2021 16:44

Lets just say I leave him to it when he is deciding on socks to "go out".

TheyCallMeTheWildRosey · 14/01/2021 16:46

Oh my @OliviaKeeling that would do my head in. They are frozen peas, they cook from frozen in about 5 minutes! I'm getting pissed off on your behalf Shock

SpongeBobJudgeyPants · 14/01/2021 20:06

@Alonelonelyloner Scott Bin Bennet is hilarious.

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meltedgalaxy · 14/01/2021 20:19

Can't do any DIY

Leaves the bathroom an absolute disgrace day in and day out even after he says he's cleaned it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Doesn't put fabric softener in the wash when he puts some washing on

Hoards

EventOfTheSeason · 14/01/2021 20:23

Someone parking in his space. It's a public road, we have no space. Although for where we live it's a surprisingly popular spot..

JMAngel1 · 14/01/2021 20:31

The dishwasher - God the dishwasher. He gets unbelievably stressy if things aren't stacked according to his way - I just let him get on with it and every now and then leave a jug turned the wrong way up just to wind him up when he has to pull it out full of water the next morning Grin

PickAChew · 14/01/2021 20:33

That piles of snow from when he's cleared a path, even though he puts them where they are not in the way, persist for weeks and weeks. He genuinely gets obsessive about breaking them up :o

EggyPegg · 14/01/2021 20:40

The heating, the windows and the dryer. I'll open the kitchen window a crack when the dryer is on to reduce condensation. If the heating kicks in on its timer whilst the window is open, he goes almost purple. It really stresses him out. He likes this heating to be turned off at the main point so that it can't happen. Sometimes, when he's out, I have it all going just because I can. Sadly he works from home full time now which spoils my fun somewhat.
He also used to check our energy meter obsessively, but happily that stopped working when we had the new boiler fitted.

Gliblet · 14/01/2021 20:52

Any kind of technology not working 100% as it's supposed to immediately - regardless of the fact that he never reads instructions so his definition of 'properly' changes depending on what he thinks that device should be doing at any given time. Then he starts huffing about like Daddy Pig wanging on about "inefficiency" Grin

Stock rotation. We'll have four tins of something that we use every week and that has a 6 year shelf life and he'll insist on 'rotating stock' just in case we suddenly get pulled forwards in time AND have a baked bean related emergency simultaneously.

Oh, and alphabetisation. When we were prepping to move house I would be frantically packing one box while trying to keep a toddler out of another, and DH would be carefully alphabetising CDs by band name. Then by release date. He nearly brought his doom upon him during the two weeks before we moved (books/authors, DVDs/titles...).

I love him really.

Merename · 14/01/2021 21:05

Mine is too tidy Grin. He cannot abide any clutter and is constantly throwing out important things, instructions, lists, things that go with other things, homework... I am a person who needs things to be out for me to remember they exist. Like a letter needs posted, I leave it on the hall table. He tidies it away somewhere out of sight and it’s dead to me. Source of many arguments. He thinks I should count myself lucky as so many women have to clear up after men Hmm

Thesagacontinues · 14/01/2021 21:06

@Sparklingbrook I am like this with the remotes Blush. I got so fed up of looking for them every day that I made a new rule - they must be left up on the fireplace. Me and 7yo follow this no problem. Dp sometimes forgets and it drives me mad when I go to pick up the remote from the fireplace and isnt there and have to go searching for it.

Sparklingbrook · 14/01/2021 21:08

[quote Thesagacontinues]@Sparklingbrook I am like this with the remotes Blush. I got so fed up of looking for them every day that I made a new rule - they must be left up on the fireplace. Me and 7yo follow this no problem. Dp sometimes forgets and it drives me mad when I go to pick up the remote from the fireplace and isnt there and have to go searching for it.[/quote]
Do you make him get up off the chairs/sofas to check? Grin

For some unknown reason we have to have 3 remotes to work our telly, and there's always one gone astray.

justanothermamma · 14/01/2021 21:08

The dishwasher, he is obsessed with how it is organised. I never do it right apparently.

Therainisback · 14/01/2021 21:19
  1. Bedroom curtains - he can't bear the tiniest chink of light and is forever tweaking them. We currently have a pair of jogging trousers hanging off the curtain rod to "weight" the curtain nearer the wall Hmm
  2. Toilet habits - especially when travelling out of town - cue everyone sitting in the car for another 10 minutes whilst he just checks he doesn't need to go again.
  3. Clocks - I feel your pain OP. We have 2 old mantel clocks (1 in each downstairs room) and his mission in life is to get them to chime at the same time, down to the nano second. I'm sure I'll think of more.
BertieBotts · 14/01/2021 21:27

Everything! Not everything. But anything that could possibly go wrong he massively catastrophises. We live abroad and suddenly he's taken it upon himself to worry about brexit. Years he's had to worry about this, inform himself, etc. But suddenly it's an emergency, it's going to cost us thousands the next time we go home, DS1 is going to get deported, he should have got a dual citizenship blah blah. Does my head in! I've actually read up about this stuff and am therefore relaxed but he's stressing over it.

9GreenBottles · 14/01/2021 21:37

I had a sense of deja vu reading Gliblet's post. There is never a day goes by without my DP railing against technology, frequently demanding I look at what has perturbed him (and then demonstrating user error on his part. I started to collate his rants to play buzzword bingo:

1.	It's trash (Absolute trash)
2.	Stupid people
3.	Goddammit 
4.	Unbelievable 
5.	It wasn’t doing that before
6.	Rubbish technology 
7.	Not fit for purpose
8.	Flipping IT - it’s useless
9.	What’s the matter with them
10.	Who makes these things
BadgertheBodger · 14/01/2021 21:40

Cooking! He’s not the world’s best cook but he’s ok and he can follow a recipe once a week which is all I require of him. I enjoy cooking and I’m happy to do it plus I’m 100 times better than he is

Dear God in heaven though, the fussing, the faffing, making everything look Extremely Difficult for he is a Man in the Kitchen, the 5 million pots and pans, it drives me fucking crackers! Huffing and puffing about the place over a bloody spag bol and a weird inability to dish everything up hot at the same time. Tonight’s jacket potatoes sat forlornly on the side while he faffed on heating beans and grating cheese for 10 minutes. 10 sodding minutes to do beans and cheese Confused Me and DS had a nice cuddle watching Paw Patrol in the other room while I pretended I couldn’t hear the great kitchen fuckabout going on.

Gliblet · 14/01/2021 21:46

"It wasn't doing that before" Grin Ohhh the song of my people...

Love the idea of the Great Kitchen Fuckabout. I would watch that show. Especially if it had Pru Leith occasionally wandering into shot with a gin in hand, rolling her eyes mightily, sighing 'it's only a fucking potato".

BadgertheBodger · 14/01/2021 21:55

Pru Leith stood in the corner with a massive gin and a gimlet eye Grin

LoveFall · 14/01/2021 21:57

He is a fanatic about the dishwasher being loaded correctly. And I mean fanatic. I get "lessons" on how it should me done. My method is now put dish in sink. Wait for DH to load dishwasher.

The other one is being a neat fanatic. I was told off last week for sometimes leaving a spice jar out. Also the flip thingee I use to take cheese toast out of the toaster oven. It really pushes his buttons if I forget to put it in the sink. (So he can load it into the dishwasher.)

Sigh. But it could worse.

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