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DH says I'm a pervert

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ContessaDiPulpo · 26/12/2020 09:52

I was making myself a (fake) bacon sandwich for Boxing Day breakfast, and realised we had insufficient white bread for my sandwich. I therefore made it a half and half sandwich - half white, half brown. DH is calling it the abomination sandwich and accused me of perversion.

I don't care, it's delicious. Fight me Grin

DH says I'm a pervert
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WitchDancer · 26/12/2020 10:34

Well, apart from there's no butter and the red sauce, there's nothing wrong with that sandwich!

marmiteloversunite · 26/12/2020 10:35

That's the best facon around! I would be very happy with your breakfast!

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ContessaDiPulpo · 26/12/2020 10:35

@JohnMcClane

A bacon buttie is the perfect Boxing Day breakfast, hope you enjoyed it (although it does look a bit weird Grin)

I hope you watered it down with gallons of Brew

In my special giant Christmas mug, no less!
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Hurtandupset2 · 26/12/2020 10:37

YABU, it has to be cheap, sliced, white bread with butter, plenty of 🥓, but sauce on the side, so I'm team DH.

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ContessaDiPulpo · 26/12/2020 10:38

@Frannibananni

Does he want the name of my divorce lawyer? That is so wrong, you are so perverted. I need to shower just looking at that photo.
I love the proportionality of this response Grin
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whoamongstus · 26/12/2020 11:08

Agree with your DH. That's deviant behaviour!

InsideOfEmptiness · 26/12/2020 11:09

The brown and white bread wouldn't bother me at all, actually could be quite tasty. But did you use the heel of the white bread? Shock Never the heel for sambos. Also the bare patch with no bacon (fakeon?) and sauce drizzled rather than spread evenly would freak me out. However, I fully accept that I have big sandwich issues Grin. Love sambos, my favourite food, but I drive DH round the twist as making myself a simple ham and cheese toastie takes me 20+ minutes, ensuring completely even mayo and mustard spreading, even filling distribution, even toasting etc. So I'm in no position to judge Wink.

50shadesoflunacy · 26/12/2020 11:12

I'm with your DH, OP. A filthy filthy pervert.

Heatherjayne1972 · 26/12/2020 11:23

Depends. If you put brown sauce on it then your husband is right - abomination!

But if there red sauce on it you win

nosswith · 26/12/2020 11:24

White bread no thanks.

Chesneyhawkes1 · 26/12/2020 11:29

My husband made me bacon sandwich and toasted the bread! I never toast the bread.

I'd rather use mismatched bread slices than use the crust. That always gets chucked away

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ContessaDiPulpo · 26/12/2020 12:59

I did use the heel of the white bread - it's my favourite bit Blush

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