CF Christmas parking

[Indecisivelurcher]

The one time we're allowed out, and someone blocks my drive so I can't get back on!

You’re nicer than me, I’d have smeared that mince pie and my note would have said fuck a lot more

Hope it hasn’t screwed your Christmas too much OP

Some fucker has taken the pie and note and left the car there!

Let the air out of their tyres, absolute roasting bastards

😱 I'd be livid, OP. That's beyond cheeky!

Worth knocking on doors to find the culprit!

Managed to get my car on my drive sideways, drove across my neighbours drive as they're out. But I'll be hopping if it's not gone later! Cheeky fuckers... There are plenty of other free spots!

Write ‘test’ on his window screen in lipstick. It’s a bugger to get off.

Write ‘twat’ not test. Bloody autocorrect

Oh my gosh

I’d be soooo cross. Plus the fact the note is gone

So put another one there. Or lipstick!

Vaseline on windscreen is v. Annoying

And... now your car is on your drive they are blocking your access to the highway and can get fined by police!

I'm angry on your behalf. I respect your level of self control

My dad once got blocked in to his drive, he dumped a load of black paint on the car! This was before camera doorbells and CCTV everywhere.

Any chance of blu-tacking a tiny piece of holly - the thorny bit of course - onto the other side of that door handle?

Cheeky fucker! Let the air out of a tyre!

Why didn't you knock on neighbouring houses to find where the dickhead is and tell them to fucking move?

Vaseline on the door handles and windscreen

@Puzzledandpissedoff

Any chance of blu-tacking a tiny piece of holly - the thorny bit of course - onto the other side of that door handle?

Lol at the passive aggressive Christmassy-ness! That's what I was going for but may have been too subtle!!

Looks like they're overhanging double yellows, don't know if there's anywhere you could report them to on Christmas Day.

Lean on your horn until someone appears and moves it. Could take half an hour or so, but who cares?

Do you have any squirty cream? To go with the mince pie, obviously.

Or spare wrapping paper? You could wrap it up....

Post it on you park like a cunt, print the page out and post under the windscreen the through all the neighbours letter boxes.

You need to do something OP! You can't let them get away with it!

And the cars gone! Covid, floods and car parking twattery, it's been an eventful 1 day Christmas!