I need some advice

[AintNobodyHereButUsChickens]

Not about anything in particular. Just give me your best piece of advice!

It's only worth stressing about the things you can do something about.

That's not worded right. But you get the gist!

When it comes to spending is it a want or a need?

Look up. It's amazing how many places you go, e.g. town centres,that look really uninspiring but when you raise your eyes above all the standard shop fronts there is v often lots of interesting/beautiful stuff to look at.

Just say no

Never wrestle with pigs. You'll both get dirty and the pig likes it.

@ApocalypseNowt

Never wrestle with pigs. You'll both get dirty and the pig likes it.

That. Is. Brilliant.

I use it often!

Don't believe what you read online 🤣

Not my circus, not my monkeys.

Just don’t get involved. Most of the time it’s not worth it.

You can only spend each pound once.

The 80/20 rule - what you do 80% of the time has the most impact, can be applied to lots of things, diet, money, work or study, etc etc. Flip side is don't sweat the small stuff/occasional blip.

Never try to argue with idiots, they drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

The one thing that has the most impact on how good your skin looks is to wear SPF moisturiser every day. Doesn't matter if it's cheap or expensive, but if you start this in your teens, your 40/50/60 YO self will than you for it.

If what someone else says/does/thinks appears stupid or wrong to you, it could well be, even if they disagree. Useful when dealing with barmy MILs/SILs etc.

Take your pick.

If you come face to face with a tiger, make yourself look as big as possible, don't turn away and don't run.

When driving - never argue with a lorry

Never eat anything bigger than your head. (How I wish I'd listened to that piece of advice ☹️)

When driving - be predictable, not polite.

It’s all very well letting cars out of junctions, stopping to let people cross the road etc but it’s far safer to just continue to drive in a predictable manner.

Be kind to the inarticulate and tolerant of the verbose.

Little pickers wear bigger knickers.

Never run with scissors.

If you can't say anything nice, then don't say anything at all.

Limit the number of fucks you give to single figures per day.

Never eat yellow snow.

Never try to catch a falling knife.

Do as you would be done by.

All things must pass

If you can’t keep your own secret, don’t expect anyone else to.

Look after your tyres they are the only thing between you and the road.