Weird shit DH says

[Hangingover]

At the end of a work call that's been productive he sometimes says, "great, looks like we're cooking on gas then!"

I have never heard anyone say this except him. I think he's made it up and he's trying to make it happen, like fetch in Mean Girls.

How about yours?

@MintyCedric

Sounds like he's channelling Gus Hedges from Drop the Dead Donkey...

DTDD quotes

I loved that show! Just finished rewatching it on all 4

You could start to play him at his own game and for example start calling the microwave the "meee-crow-wah-vay" 😂

I’ll share a saying that sometimes results in puzzled faces.

Trunky want a bun?

I've heard that phrase for years. It's well known IMO.

We suck diesel in this house.

I annoy my husband by saying 'righty shitey' instead of 'right then' when I decide to get on with doing something.

@marthastew

Are you married to Ned Flanders?

🤣🤣🤣

I die a little bit inside when people at work say 'Cool Beans!'

I've had a lot of "you'll have this by close of play on xxxx" from people this week.

Bugger me, I thought I was at work, not a bloody test match!!

Doesn't everyone say "bless me/you?" What do you say?

You don't need to say it to yourself surely

I say it!

Doesn't everyone say "bless me/you?" What do you say?

No!! As of 2020, you sneeze near someone and they shout "fuck you!!".

Noodle Doodles?? Kill him. Do it tonight before you have to serve noodles again.

He’s lucky you let him get this far.

Doesn't everyone say "bless me/you?" What do you say?

No. No I don't say 'bless me' after sneezing. I might say excuse me. Or 'bless YOU' to someone else if they sneezed.

I annoy my husband by saying 'righty shitey' instead of 'right then' when I decide to get on with doing something

I actually rather like that

@WingBingo

I’ll share a saying that sometimes results in puzzled faces.

Trunky want a bun?

I heard this from Hubby and have used it to great effect over the consequent years 😏

Haha Hangingover glad it’s not just me. I work with a load of youngsters and they think I’m a bit mad 🤣.

I dont suppose anyone says this “Of course you can Malcolm” from some advert I can’t remember!

@Callipygion

Haha Hangingover glad it’s not just me. I work with a load of youngsters and they think I’m a bit mad 🤣.

I dont suppose anyone says this “Of course you can Malcolm” from some advert I can’t remember!

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Does anyone else always sing the song whenever anyone says, "how bizarre"

@ThedietstartsonMonday

I die a little bit inside when people at work say 'Cool Beans!'

Me too hate that one!! And yes - sucking diesel here in Ireland

@Callipygion

Haha Hangingover glad it’s not just me. I work with a load of youngsters and they think I’m a bit mad 🤣.

I dont suppose anyone says this “Of course you can Malcolm” from some advert I can’t remember!

Ahh my fil used to say that. It's made me quite nostalgic now hes passed away but when he was with us da used to look all confused and say "I'm not malcolm grandad I'm "ds"

@ThedietstartsonMonday

I die a little bit inside when people at work say 'Cool Beans!'

Oh God, that's me. I also say holibobs.

"Of course you can Malcolm" was an advert for Vick Sinex. " oh mum , I can't take my exams stuffed up like this" .....I was only talking about it today with my mum! That and "Second class return to Nottingham please" (said with a stuffed up nose ) which was an ad for Tunes!

Noodle doodle came to town with lots of straight spaghetti
Twisted it around around around and this is what you getty
Noodle doodle doodle doodle butterflies
Noodle doodle doodle doodle houses
Noodle doodle doodle doodle sailing ships
EEEK! Noodle doodle mouses!

I can't tell you what I had for breakfast but can sing you half the adverts of the 19980s 😂

My DH had many many sayings, little acorns and down there for dancing being the most frequently heard....I wouldn't mind so much but he doesn't say the full phrase just those bits!!

@ThedietstartsonMonday

I die a little bit inside when people at work say 'Cool Beans!'

Cool bananas!

WTF is Ned Flanders?