Evil, disgusting tradesmen stealing the virtue of my toilet: the horror, the horror!

[WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll]

I've no idea who originally wrote and left this note that I saw on Twitter, but forensic scientists have already proven* that it was a MNer.

Come on, then, whoever it was - own up!!

*not technically, but come on - we all know it must have been....

This surely must be a stunt. Nobody, but nobody, would refer to the "virginity" of their toilet. So I'm calling it out as fake news.

And even if such a thing did hypothetically happen (which it didn't), it isn't a criminal act.

Anyone who believes this is a real note is an idiot.

I'm sure it is a stunt - the way some people on here act, though, I'm not sure quite how exaggerated it actually is.

I don't see why things always seem to have to be branded as fake news or trolling, though, when they're clearly just intended as silly humour.

Maybe it was just me, then; at least they didn't dare to mention the presence or absence of a toilet brush....

They walk amongst us.

What was on the loo showing it's virginity had been taken? No, on second thoughts I do not want to know.

Too funny 😂

I would be annoyed if someone put poo all over a brand new loo too.< Come and get me>

It’s a bit overdone now- the people moaning and the kind crew who make cooked breakfasts, offer massages and clean the boots of visiting tradesman.

What was on the loo showing it's virginity had been taken? No, on second thoughts I do not want to know.

I think new toilets usually come with a big kind of label/band/seal across the bowl, to prevent you from using the thing until you're committed to accepting it. Presumably, unless once the seal has been broken/removed, there is no way on Earth that they would ever accept it as a return!

Random 'unless' got in there somehow.