I found a property, it's a residential designer fashion house

[Dubiousness]

www.redfin.com/TN/Nashville/21B-Fern-Ave-37207/home/173785765

It's in America anyway, but even if it was here, it's not quite to my taste.

Eew it’s very nouveau riche isn’t it?!

Why do most of the rooms not seem to have any windows?!

When I read designer, I wasn't quite expecting that!

"Can I use your toilet please?"

Yeah sure, if you go down the chanel hallway, it's the second door on the left. Opposite the Versace study 😊

They clearly have never heard of, less is more.

The drippy paint made my teeth itch. I couldn't stay in there for a minute.

It's bones are ok, though the decoration in the lower hallway makes it feel like a multi storey car park. You can almost smell the pee.

Very AbFab, can just see Eddie and Patsy staying there

'Investment opportunity' - ie even the estate agent thinks it's awful and everything needs to be gutted.

Oh my, hideous! And it appears to be sold!

@Blastandbollocks

It's like the houses they use in Next Top Model.

Exactly what I was thinking, looked like this or similar type programme perhaps?

I reckon it's a model house where people are put up for shoots because of the bunk beds... no sane person would do this. I can't even imagine a YouTuber doing this.

It’s in Nashville though, is there much modelling shoots in Nashville? I could understand if it was LA or New York......

Versace prison cell.

Bunk beds might be for live in staff maybe?

It looks like the sort of house an 18 year old who just landed a record contract would buy, wasting every penny of their cash. Then their second album flops and they have to sell it.

I hadn’t even noticed the bath in the kitchen!

The wall tiles in the kitchen are nice though.

The luxury logos write cheques that the Argos furnishings can't cash

I was watching something the other night about celeb homes. I actually cried with laughter over Wayne and Colleen's 'Morrison's' mansion'. I do remember reading about it but to actually see it. All it needed was the clock tower!

The Kadashian (Kim) one was absolute minimalist - white everywhere room sofa piano that was it! Most of the celeb homes were ridiculous.

Thanks for the laugh OP. It’s hilarious. It’s like a hostel for hopeless fashion instagrammers who have fallen on hard times

Amazing house ruined by the decor.

Looks like a reality show set. Maybe MTV is bringing back The Real World(???)

Lovely view of the interstate highway from the rooftop. Ahhh, America! ;)

Eeek that is vile!

Lovely view of the interstate highway from the rooftop. Ahhh, America! ;)

It’s like on Selling Sunsets which is all houses a bit like this, plonked on a hill in LA and the agents are all ‘oh my gaaad, look at these incredible views’ as you look out onto LA’s urban sprawl with a light coating of smog.

That's the ugliest thing I've ever seen .

I like the backsplash tiles in the kitchen, so I guess if everything else was painted white.

The first time I saw the paint drips I thought it had been vandalised.

Sometimes I question my taste. But actually now I think I’m probably fine.....!

The first time I saw the paint drips I thought it had been vandalised
This - I wasn't sure if they were advertising to buyers or for witnesses