What is the worst thing your young children has done?

[TruiColours]

when i say young i mean 0-10 years old

i would say drawing on my bed and my wallpaper

ribena all over a brand new sofa.

Writing I love you Daddy on my husbands car......using the key

Shouting mummy dropped her "can of cider" outside nursery ...

She meant sanitizer

Rubbed a handful of zinc and castor oil cream into the carpet.

Drew all over my dressing table with my eyeliner, then emptied a tub of bronzing pearls into my bed.

Coloured in the face of her Everything's Rosie doll with a black marker.

Picked the top layer of leather of our bed, leaving a hand sized 'bald' patch.

Shot two teenage girls with a nerf gun out of our living room window, for stroking his cat! after asking them not to and they carried on, its not his cat btw! it belongs to a lady further down our street, but DS has clearly taken a liking to it.

Felt tipped all over a leather armchair.

Thankfully it wiped off.

Knelt down and looked up my dress when I collected her from nursery and shouted ‘you’ve got no knickers on’

I did have knickers on.

Found my lube and rubbed it in to his hands thinking it was sanitizer

When he was three I was washing my car, he was sat the otherside of the car, when I walked round the otherside he was drawing a picture on the car with a rock. I have never been so calm on the outside and losing my shit so much on the inside.

When he was 3 found his cousins nail varnish and poured it across her brand new carpet. My dsis was not pleased.
My dn, dsis dc, had 2 years earlier broken our coffee table whilst we were upstairs so I felt we were pretty even.
The magazine rack underneath looked like a train track apparently. Dn was trying to turn table upside down.

Sprayed me in the face with bleach.

Tried to open an airplane door mid-flight.

Put my brand new iPhone in a glass of water.

Stripped naked, threw clothes over fence into wheelie bin, ran to my bed and wee’d in it.

(Sen child, the list is endless!)

Huge brand new tub of sudocrem on the carpet, well rubbed in.
Had to get rid of it (the carpet)

My niece, aged 7, got a 50p piece size amount of paint on the brand new, 5 day old carpet. She was supposed to be in the kitchen painting. I was a little angry as she knew better so I said "if that paint doesnt clean up, I'll be throwing your paints away and you wont be having any more" I told her to get a cloth and wipe it up. I went into another room, came back and saw her squirting bleach all over where the paint was. God knows how she got the bleach open. In her defense, she thought the bleach would clean up the paint. It did...but left a much bigger than 50p size splodge of bleach on the carpet!

Niece is now 17, got top marks for gcse art, is now at art college & was chosen top out of 500 students to create a mural for the new art block at her old school!

After finishing decorating dd's bedroom I decided it didn't need a new carpet.. Until ds threw a tin of white gloss paint on it..

Using fake blood as Halloween decorations all over the white walls in our brand new house literally looked like a scene from CSI

Put an entire loo roll worth of paper in the toilet and blocked it. Took the pop up plug out of the sink, put the cardboard inner from the loo roll in the hole and then turned on the taps and flooded the bathroom. He was two.
I only realised when the water had run along the landing and was dripping down the stairs into the lounge. I'd made the mistake of thinking that he and his brother were playing quietly upstairs so I could have a cup of tea undisturbed. I didn't make that mistake again.