The Christmas elf is a very naughty boy!

[Snaileyes]

Show me your best naughty elf pics. The years been shit for kids so I’m going to participate in some naughty elf fuckery to make them laugh.

What did yours get up to last year

The elf has visited for several years and he still visits even though my dcs know because, they love his antics. Some easy to do ideas:
Get gooley eyes and stick them everyone’s eyes on family pictures.

I usually hide him in the freezer with festive ice lollies.

The most epic stunt was when he changed their bedding to Christmas bedding while they slept.

He has wrapped the dcs bedroom door frames so they are trapped.

Covered the stairs in loo roll by rolling down the stairs in the loo roll tube.

That’s brilliant!

This is what happened to a very naughty elf - elves, be warned!

Our elf took some of the dcs' (clean!) pants and decorated the tree and living room with them which still makes them crack up a year later. He covered dh in shaving foam (quick early dash when we heard them wake). Stuck googly eyes to everything in the fridge. Dyed the milk in the fridge green. Ours isn't very naughty as there's enough to do tidying up anyway 🤣

This sort of thing?

Very good pics 🤣🤣🤣

Wet had a nice elf and then one year I couldn't find him so bought a different one. Then found the other. We ended up telling the kids via elf letter that the new one was a trainee and very badly behaved. He duck taped the nice elf to the wall. Smeared the mirror in elf poo ( Nutella) , cling filmed the toilet, drew sharpie moustaches on us all while we slept , shaved a stripe into the middle of their dads hair , replaced the Ferraro rocher with foil wrapped sprouts . Loads of others. At the end I was sick of the bloody elf . The kids wouldn't tidy their bedrooms and so they got an elf letter telling them he had been held hostage and every day they didn't tidy up the elf would suffer. They laughed it off and then the following day woke up to a decapitated elf leg . The bedrooms were tidied up sharpish. I keep the elf leg on my key ring as a permanent reminder 😂

Before anybody kicks off about graduating my children, they were 18, 15 and 11 at the time. This year they have declared themselves too old for an elf so we are having Chucky on a chair instead.

@GETTINGLIKEMYMOTHER

This is what happened to a very naughty elf - elves, be warned!

Savage!

@rslsys

This sort of thing?

Yes!! Although a bit more kid friendly

@HotPatootiebootie

Wet had a nice elf and then one year I couldn't find him so bought a different one. Then found the other. We ended up telling the kids via elf letter that the new one was a trainee and very badly behaved. He duck taped the nice elf to the wall. Smeared the mirror in elf poo ( Nutella) , cling filmed the toilet, drew sharpie moustaches on us all while we slept , shaved a stripe into the middle of their dads hair , replaced the Ferraro rocher with foil wrapped sprouts . Loads of others. At the end I was sick of the bloody elf . The kids wouldn't tidy their bedrooms and so they got an elf letter telling them he had been held hostage and every day they didn't tidy up the elf would suffer. They laughed it off and then the following day woke up to a decapitated elf leg . The bedrooms were tidied up sharpish. I keep the elf leg on my key ring as a permanent reminder 😂

Before anybody kicks off about graduating my children, they were 18, 15 and 11 at the time. This year they have declared themselves too old for an elf so we are having Chucky on a chair instead.

K’nell!

Chucky on chair. My kids would be terrified, they think the bloody rocking horse gives them the side eye at night!

These ideas are all great!