What will happen to all those extra large turkeys that serve up to 18 people?

[waltzingparrot]

Assuming we'll all be in our groups of 6 or less for Christmas, what will happen to them and all those party size platters which are presumably already made and sitting in Iceland's deep freeze.

One of them is starring in the John Lewis christmas ad. Look out for Tina the Obese Turkey, who just wants to be eaten but is too big. Eventually, she finds a big hungry family and fulfils her xmas destiny. Soft toys available in store for £19.99.

The rest are going to live in a nice farm.

I’m looking to order a smoked turkey leg and a smoked turkey thigh as it’ll just be me. Either that or some cut of lamb I’ll get to delightfully gnaw on alone.

Ive always bought a 20lb turkey and there is never more than 6 of us.

We pick on it Christmas eve, ovbs loads on the day, with chips on boxing day then a curry on the 27th. By then there us nothing left.