I've been here 20 years now.
First impressions and general observations:
The houses are only as dirty as whoever cleans them, or doesn't. I've seen worse abroad but appreciate that a clean polished tile floor is probably cleaner than a freshly hoovered carpet but not as practical in this climate.
Fairly law abiding people, peaceful and often fair minded, and it is a credit to society that police can observe the Peelian principles of policing by consent and not carry guns.
Beautiful countryside unblighted mostly by anything that shouldn't be there. Next time you want to curse planning laws for your new conservatory, remember that.
Saying sorry when it's completely not your fault is humble and kind and beautifully endearing.
Teeth are better these days, it's the baby boomers and the generation before who missed out there generally. Teeth are not meant to be optic white and veneered, just clean and reasonably straight.
The men can be rather pervy and a bit kinky.
Dogs are generally doted on just a little more than the bothersome children 😆
Most of you are more socialist than you realise, even if you voted Tory.
The government is not as bad as you think (any of them), you just have high standards if you think of this globally.
But the roundabouts, and the inability to indicate at them, even the insane ones with 4 lanes and 2 mini roundabouts coming out of it...wow! 🤩