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VIPoo or Poo Pourri - which one do I go for to stop me almost fainting when dp has pooed

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HappyThursdays · 18/10/2020 05:15

Dp's poos are so disgusting they are stinking the entire house out. He had a bout of pancreatitis last year (he is overweight and in the process of changing his lifestyle) and this new drive to healthier eating appears to be having one consequence - his poos are now even more stinky than before.

To put it into context, we were out the other day and he pooed in a supermarket loo and the bloke who was waiting for the stall gagged and could not go in Hmm

Our house needs rescuing. I see both these sprays have good reviews - I am v smell sensitive so don't want something that's too sweet and sickly so just wondering if anyone had any personal experience of them. Thanks

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HappyThursdays · 18/10/2020 11:31

He can't help it @ballsdeep. He can't really hold it in so when he needs to go, he needs to go!

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SpookyNoise · 18/10/2020 11:32

Try the Fab-u-loo stuff in Home Bargains and B&M. It’s much cheaper. The rhubarb one is a bit sickly, but the other scents are fine.

Zaphodsotherhead · 18/10/2020 11:37

Not all bathrooms have opening windows - mine has a lightwell only. Fan on and I use Febreze, but am not unusually stinky. Plus there's only me and the dog here and she never complains.

But leaving the door open and opening outside windows is good too.

WettnWild · 18/10/2020 11:42

The Aesop drops, although pricey, are really good. A bottle lasts for ages too, I got it from Space NK.

QueenOllie · 18/10/2020 11:47

Poo pourri in royal flush is good, it's eucalyptus and spearmint

EerilyDeleted · 18/10/2020 11:49

For the life of me I don't understand why people have a poo in a public toilet.

Perhaps just be grateful that you don't have any medical conditions which leave you with no option but to do so.

PanamaPattie · 18/10/2020 12:01

If you spray before poo, it's more effective that after poo. I like the lemony citrus poo sprays. (How many times can I write poo in a sentence - 4 apparently).

JovialNickname · 18/10/2020 12:59

I like the VIPoo pre-poo spray, particularly the fruity one (red) and the lemon (yellow). Neither are sweet or sickly - the red smells like fruit tea, and the lemon one -weirdly - just makes it smell like someone's had a bubble bath. Neither have that horrible sickly sweet smell.

Ginfordinner · 18/10/2020 13:00

@ballsdeep

**To put it into context, we were out the other day and he pooed in a supermarket loo and the bloke who was waiting for the stall gagged and could not go in hmm

For the life of me I don't understand why people have a poo in a public toilet. 🤢🤢🤢

For the life of me I don't understand people who don't understand that a lot of people have bowel conditions and can't wait until they get home Hmm

Or maybe they should never leave the house?
Fridgeandkitchen · 18/10/2020 13:13

@ballsdeep

**To put it into context, we were out the other day and he pooed in a supermarket loo and the bloke who was waiting for the stall gagged and could not go in hmm

For the life of me I don't understand why people have a poo in a public toilet. 🤢🤢🤢

I have a medical condition. I dont have the luxury of hanging on. Please don’t make comments like this.
nosswith · 18/10/2020 13:16

If he is having to go at no notice, perhaps he needs to re-visit his GP.

Pot pourri I would go for, along with using one toilet only if there are two in the house.

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