What’s the most ridiculous argument you’ve ever had?

[ShirleyPhallus]

DH and I had the most ludicrous argument the other night.

It involved me asking him where my phone charger was, him thinking that all phone chargers are “house” phone chargers so saying he didn’t know, then me getting the shits when I found it in his office. This was then compounded by him being annoyed with me for moving phone chargers all around the house and forgetting where they are when he thinks all chargers should have a place, but was countered by me pointing out that he had, indeed, moved my phone charger himself which was a breech of his own policy. But only the cable, not the plug,

It went on for rather a long time until we realised we were both being dicks and there are about 37 phone chargers in the house anyway.

Anyone got anything like this?

One with my ex stands out in my mind. It was my last argument with him. It was over his hiccups that were caused by his own self indulgence. 16 pints of cider of self indulgence to be precise.
It started with him waking up from a drunk sleep at about 1am with awful hiccups. He got up and I stayed in bed as there’s not much I can do I thought. I was wrong.

Apparently I should also of got up and helped him with his hiccups and by not doing so this meant that I was the worst girlfriend he had ever had. I scoffed in his face as I know for a fact that I was not his ‘worst girlfriend ever’. He then started arguing with his hiccups. I got up and tried to help him with his hiccups but I couldn’t do much apart from follow him around the house saying ‘oooo aren’t they bad’ and ‘I don’t know what to do to help you’ (apart from scaring the living crap out of you). My sympathy was also useless apparently and so I was told I was a useless girlfriend.

So I did what a ‘useless’ girlfriend does. I flicked him the ‘V’ sign and I went back to bed and left him swearing at his hiccups.

Massive row about whether the m40 turn off m25 (clockwise) was before or after Heathrow

Pretty much every argument with my children (aged 7 & 5) is fucking ridiculous. I do my best not to get drawn in, but sometimes it’s hard!