Ventriloquist joke

Love this one!!




A ventriloquist visiting Wales, walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his porch patting his dog.

He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to the Welsh Bloke

"Good Day, mind if I talk to your dog?"

Welsh Bloke: "The dog doesn't talk, are you stupid?"

Ventriloquist: "Hello dog, how's it going mate?"

Dog: "Doin' all right."

Welsh Bloke: (look of extreme shock)

Ventriloquist: "Is this villager your owner?"
(pointing at the villager)

Dog: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: "Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Welsh Bloke: (look of utter disbelief)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Welsh Bloke: "Uh, the horse doesn't talk either....I think."

Ventriloquist: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Cool"

Welsh Bloke: (absolutely dumbfounded)

Ventriloquist: "Is this your owner?"
(pointing at the villager)

Horse: "Yep"

Ventriloquist: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often and keeps me in the barn to protect me from theelements."

Welsh Bloke: (total look of amazement)

Ventriloquist: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Welsh Bloke: (in a panic) "The sheep's a liar."