Can you identify this poem?

[Dilbertian]

It's about two lab workers, he falls in love with her, and describes their love affair IIRC. The whole poem is puns on the names of chemical elements.

Can anyone help me find it? I think it may be called My Chemical Romance, but googling just brings up a band called MCR.

twitter.com/brian_bilston/status/696649809785180160?s=20

I think it's called a chemical romance by Brian somebody. I'm trying to find it.

I had a Google and the poem on the above link fits you'd description!

www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/02/09/poem-containing-first-100-elements-periodic-table/

I was going to say that it sounds like Brian Bilston. He’s a genius, not just of how words sound, but also how they look.

Same as BlueRaincoat but I took longer to track it down!

Don’t know but I like this! See pic.

This?

laborenglishzone.blogspot.com/2016/02/a-chemical-romance-by-brian-bilston.html?m=1

Nice!
laborenglishzone.blogspot.com/2016/02/a-chemical-romance-by-brian-bilston.html?m=1

Clever

But that's not it. The one I heard was loaded with puns on the actual names of the elements.

This

herndonwritingcenter.blogspot.com/2014/02/the-chemicals-react-chemistry-love-poem.html?m=1Link

Not that one, either.

The one I'm trying to remember has puns like chlorine=clawing, arsenium=arse, as well as puns like 'my ion you' and ' go out carbon-dating'. Unfortunately I can't remember any of them well enough to search the phrase.

If it helps, I heard it on the radio several years ago, probably Radio 4. I was driving, and found it distractingly funny. But that's also why I couldn't make a note of it to find it again.

Google gave me this?

Far too serious, not properly punny.

@Dilbertian could it be by Mala Radhakrishnan, in the book Atomic Romances, Molecular Dances?

I have the feeling it was written by a man, though that could just me being influenced by having heard it recited by a man.

I'll search by the poet you mentioned.