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How old do you think I am - just curious...

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ArticulateYourLife · 17/09/2020 22:53

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How old do you think I am - just curious...
OP posts:
Hiccupiscal · 18/09/2020 07:44

I cant stand these posts. Im guessing that's not really op, but just a thread designed to be horrible about op best friends sisters dogs bffs owner.

ArticulateYourLife · 18/09/2020 08:34

I'm actually quite famous as well.

OP posts:
YouLando · 18/09/2020 08:42

Twelvety

rambleon1 · 18/09/2020 10:24

Post your photo again without the filters on.

Frownette · 18/09/2020 10:25

@rambleon1

Post your photo again without the filters on.
That would be a rare day!
yecannyshoveyergranny · 18/09/2020 11:01

Are you the same woman who posts photos of herself in her undies and asks if she looks like she's been buried had kids?

ArticulateYourLife · 18/09/2020 13:37

It was only one photo, and I know I look really fat. No need to be rude!

How old do you think I am - just curious...
OP posts:
CountFosco · 18/09/2020 13:47

I know who you are Grin.

Lugubelenus · 18/09/2020 14:05

You obviously smoke heavily and are a sun worshipper, judging by your excessive wrinkles.
However, you still look gorgeous and I think you're 27.

ArticulateYourLife · 18/09/2020 14:07

@CountFosco are you a stalker?

OP posts:
vampirethriller · 18/09/2020 14:09

Are you teeny tiny though because that does give a more youthful effect.

CountFosco · 18/09/2020 14:15

Grin Big fan of your architecture

DimityandDeNimes · 18/09/2020 14:22

You've made the classic mistake of choosing figure over face and, sadly, this has aged you.

AriettyHomily · 18/09/2020 14:26

I'm going 9. (thousand).

You could have used some SPF.

Toilenstripes · 18/09/2020 14:33

I can see we use the same beauty products.

CoronaBollox · 18/09/2020 14:34

I would say 14 OP. Anyone saying older is ridiculous.

You have really kind eyes.

BroomHandledMouser · 18/09/2020 14:55

Kind eyes 🤣🤣🤣

KatherineofTarragon · 18/09/2020 16:02

It was your hands that gave you away!

ArticulateYourLife · 18/09/2020 16:53

@KatherineofTarragon I am a key worker, I wash my hands a lot Sad

OP posts:
IndieTara · 18/09/2020 17:02

Is that peat bog moisturiser?

Lipz · 18/09/2020 17:08

Great bone structure. You look really happy. Such a striking resemblance to the Kardashian's. I would say you look a young 40-70.

CountFosco · 18/09/2020 17:39

@IndieTara

Is that peat bog moisturiser?
It's not, she comes from somewhere where it's a bit easier to get your Vitamin D.
KatherineofTarragon · 18/09/2020 18:25

@ArticulateYourLife it shows!

You have Madonna hands OP. You should start wearing those creepy black fingerless gloves in a vain attempt to hide your real age.

Also, have you thought about a Stacey ( girlfriend of Kevin Clifton ) ginger hair dye? You said you are famous, do any of your ex famous boyfriends have an ex girlfriend with a Nice N Easy 8G hair colour?

You may want to invest in a Nice N easy hair colour. You look a bit peaky Op ..... and your décolleté is shocking.

Tinty · 18/09/2020 19:27

The second picture of you shows how truly stunning you really are OP.

But (whispers), I think you might need to see a gynaecologist about what’s going on in your, ahem, lower regions.

AnneKipanki · 19/09/2020 09:14

It's a pussy bow 😂

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