If you were arrested but your family/friends didn't know what for , what would they assume?

[WomenHour]

I would say road rage , they think I get too angry on the road

Today..murdering DH

Finally snapping and punching someone who barged past me. I really do think I must be invisible sometimes, I seem to get bumped and barged past so much more than everyone else in the family/friendship group and most of the time people don't apologise, drives me mad!

They would be taking bets

Eating too many lentils? Drinking too much water? Going to bed too early?

Breach of the peace

Drunk and disorderly.

Finally snapping and beating the living daylights out of someone for something minor but because they were the straw that broke the proverbial donkey's back.

Good question!

Grand theft chocolate, probably

That I'd talked my way into it, once I get going on a rant I am unlikely to stop. And my rants aren't always aimed at the right people

Doing something to someone who had abused a child that was proportionate to, and probably similar to, the abuse.

Thought crime

Protesting something political and things got rowdy - which has actually happened, but I wasn’t charged as it was a case of mistaken identity (I was at the protest but I wasn’t the person who’d broken any law)

Assaulting ex like many pps - he’s put me and dd through hell over the years and they simultaneously wouldn’t be surprised and wouldn’t blame me if he’d done so again and I’d snapped!

At one point I was quite concerned my mum was at risk of this when on one occasion she was handling contact handover and he was a dick! Including aggressive body language towards her I believe the words she used were “just try it pal! I’ll hit back!”