Any sleepwalkers entertaining night owls?

[Dilbertian]

14yo ds went to bed at about 11. He's just come downstairs, had a look at me in the living room, wandered in and out of the downstairs rooms, then came back to look at me.
"Why have you come downstairs, ds?"
"Erm, I don't know?"
"Do you need the toilet?"
"Erm, I don't know?"
"Have you been to the toilet?"
"Erm, I don't know?"
"Go to the toilet."

He wandered off in the wrong direction.

"Go to the downstairs toilet."

I heard him go in etc. He didn't come out. I went check on him. He was asleep on the loo. I got him up (he's much taller than me!) and headed him back towards his bedroom. Halfway up the stairs ds turned around and asked "Why?" then he continued up and into his bed.

Tomorrow ds will swear he slept like a log all night and did not stir from his bed.

Dd meanwhile is obviously having lovely dreams, because she is laughing. Fast asleep and laughing (though TBF apparently I do this, too).

I'm now in bed with dh asleep next to me. When I got in he did not wake, just said "Vicar of Dibley".

I have a family of mildly entertaining nutcases.

Anyone else?

I can't really comment as it's usually me doing odd things in my sleep!

My friend once thought there were snakes in her bed. She got up, calmly opened the window and threw the duvet out.
Her DP was very confused and very cold!

Your family sound entertaining! 😁

Vicar of dibley!!! That really gave me the giggles 🤣 DP once ended up on his house roof in the middle of a sleepwalk, he's constantly dreaming about people breaking in to steal his (high theft rate) car and he thought there was people in his room so took to going out the window. He woke up on the bloody roof and had a ton of nasty grazes on his knee and shin. I dread to think of how badly that could have ended.