Yup, buckle up, you’re in for a wild ride of a thread 
Do you have any recommendations for good plump juicy pillows that don’t go flat after a few months? I tend to have to replace them really regularly because they just end up like pancakes. I usually buy silent night ones.
Ideally not feather... very heavy and seem to just flop in 2 halves either side of where you rest your head.