I'm at a theme park with my family and for endless medical reasons I can't go on a single ride. I'm quite happy here on my blanket with Mumsnet and a book, looking after the backpacks while everyone else has fun on the rides. But it occurs to me that I'm not getting value for money on this deal.
Does anyone else think there should be a reduced price for people who can't go on any of the rides and are basically acting as luggage monitor for the day?
It could be administered with an indelible stamp on the hand to stop people sneaking onto stuff they shouldn't and just pretending to be a non-participant.
(Nobody feel sorry for me though - I've got a sneaky millionaires shortbread in my bag that I can eat all by myself and not have to share, as wells all this peace and quiet.
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