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What's your approach to house cleanliness?

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Echobelly · 17/08/2020 19:05

We are 'let the mess build up and once or twice a week tackle the space' - I do it more often than DH, but he is much more thorough when he does actually do it. In normal times we have a cleaner, though not since lockdown, may ask back soon. I would say we are pretty untidy by most standards, but not disgusting - there's never days-old unwashed plates lying around etc, but lots of clutter. Partly because DH hates his stuff being 'hidden' (eg moved a few inches from where it was to somewhere a bit more out of the way).

MIL is a 'never let any mess or dirt build up at all' and has conniptions if a drop spills on the table cloth and a sharp intake of breath and the dustpan and brush out straight away if so much as a crumb gets on the floor during dinner.

This unfortunately means she turns up to our house when I have spent hours cleaning to the best of my ability because people are coming over, and then makes passive-aggressive comments like 'Have you hoovered?' (yes, I have but I may have missed some tiny spots) and 'Does your cleaner still come?' (Every. Fucking. Time. She did that. I eventually told her she can stop asking, and she can assume the cleaner is still coming thanks very much). The other day she turned up and made a comment about how untidy the house was when a) we hadn't finished and b) I'd already spent about 2 hours cleaning, including wiping down all the many kitchen cupboard doors. DH told her quite clearly after that to not make those comments!

I do try my best but I can never find the time and energy to make everything spotless - there will always be a few crumbs on the worktop or a few smears I can't seem to wipe off and I just can't manage to make things flawlessly clean. I do 2-3 lots of washing up per day, even though we have a dishwasher.

I do get the kids involved (9 and 12), but they often do such a rubbish job it has to be done all over again. They obviously take after their mother....

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Paranoidmarvin · 17/08/2020 19:21

I’m a housekeeper. Now. I work in a huge house. And I mean huge. One they would have had servants in years ago to help. But. It is just me.

I’m there six hours a day. And I still can’t keep the entire house clean.

In my own house I do it when I see it needs doing. I get to a point where i can stand seeing it dirty anymore ( I keep it stupidly tidy though )

Life is too short to spend hours on housework. Trust me. Do what u feel is right for u and enjoy your time with ur family. I’m sure on my death bed I will not be saying I wish I had kept my house cleaner

AuditAngel · 17/08/2020 19:23

Since lockdown this has annoyed me more than ever. DH is under some misguided belief that I agreed to do all housework while he did the garden work (clearly i would never agree to such a lopsided arrangement, I am not a moron!)

The DC (9, 13 and 16) are responsible for the dishwasher a day in turn each. DH does fuck all, not even all the garden work (he has bad knees, poor little flower) and I am expected to do the rest. The kids do hoover/dust/clean their bathroom once a week. I clean the kitchen properly once a week, and really should hoover more often, but, I have a full time job, and want some down time,

bellinisurge · 17/08/2020 19:23

Please look up "Anne Flanagan " one of the characters created by Foil Arms and Hog. That might cure you of any excessive cleanliness you might feel you are drifting into.

Echobelly · 17/08/2020 19:24

@Paranoidmarvin - I think that is a good point to remember with MIL. I think some people just do have the ability to keep on top of things within their time and some of us just don't!

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BackforGood · 17/08/2020 19:28

Whatever anyone else is like, isn't the issue here.
The issue here is how rude your MiL is.
I'm often on MN defending in-laws, and tend to remind people to think "if this person weren't your MiL, how you you respond?"

In this case - she is being incredibly rude, and I would have to say to her that, as both yu and your dh have already told her, she needs to stop coming into your house and being so damn critical. If she doesn't like it, then she doesn't need to come over. This is your home, and both you and dh are quite comfortable in it, if she isn't, then she knows what the answer is.

Paranoidmarvin · 17/08/2020 19:28

@Echobelly yup. My mil house is clean and tidy. But she is retired and doesn’t work. My mums house is a mess. But she is retired and had better things to do with her time.

It is a matter of priorities for people. And what they want to spend their time doing. I spend my time with my husband doing other things. I will then have a ten min clean at another time.

There is a difference between a busy house and house that has not seen a duster for months and months.
Again. On my death bed I will not be saying I should have cleaned more and been thinner ( but that’s a whole other thread ).

Clean when u can. Ignore what u can’t be bothered with and enjoy your life. That’s what I do. And I’m a housekeeper Grin

riotlady · 17/08/2020 19:46

I attempt to maintain the bare minimum standard of cleanliness that doesn’t make me want to poke my own eyes out when I look at it, then tidy and clean to a higher standard if people are coming over

Echobelly · 17/08/2020 19:53

Yeah, I'm along your lines @riotlady - if I really can't stand it, I'll clean it up.

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