I accidentally shoplifted a carton of milk
I had it stuffed in the trolley by the babys car seat and didn't realise I hadn't put it on the converbelt with the rest of the shopping until I got back to the car and was getting the baby out. If it hadn't been pissing with rain I would've gone back in to pay for it but id already put the baby in the car and couldn't be bothered faffing about in the rain to go back in to pay for it.
I got home and told ds12 what happened. He said next time you go to the shop you can tell them what happened and pay for it.... But I don't think I will. Would you?