£30,000 for dinner with wet lettuce Gavin Williamson?

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She has paid large sums twice to play tennis with Boris Johnson, donated £135,000 to have a private dinner with Theresa May and found £30,000 in spare cash to bid for a quiet meal with Gavin Williamson.

A quote from the Times about a Russian socialite. I get Theresa May and Boris Johnson but him?!

I don't know who he is, but at these prices he's quite cheap. If you've got the money why not.

Plus if someone wanted to pay me £30k to have a meal with them I wouldn't turn it down.

She has more money than sense, he’s boring a hell when he does his speech he needs a couple of vodkas to get him going

I don't know who he is

I feel like that says it all tbh! He’s the Secretary of State for Education.

Williamson’s wetlettuceness aside, its bloody dodgy. This is supposed to be a democracy, she was clearly paying for ‘influence’

I cannot even muster the strength to be outraged at that TheMarzipanDildo. Russia clearly has an influence on the British politics and not in the way most people assume (electronic meddling/ FB).

But Gavin Williamson - going by the way he’a dealt with the schools I’d pay that to see him rolled in tar and feathers.

Can you imagine how excruciating having dinner with Theresa May would be? She has no social skills whatsoever. And as for Gavin Williamson, you'd have a better conversation with a rock.

He'd be paying me, obviously. Even so, I think £50k would be closer to the mark. He's not very entertaining.

Gavin Williamson got the sack from his last cabinet job for leaking defence secrets (from memory) so £30k might be worth it for what he might tell you!

www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-politics-48129280

Imagine how much better (and far more fun!) it would be to rock up at your closest high school and take every child and staff member out to lunch.

They'd never forget it and you'd have a whale of a time- most children are funny, polite, inquisitive, challenging, and garrulous. In fact everything Gav isn't.

Would anybody like to pay to have dinner with me? Nobody has ever heard of me either!
I see in the link that he swore 'on his children's lives' that he hadn't leaked secrets. There's something about swearing on children's lives that always makes me deeply cynical!