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Most bonkers dream!!!

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MrsGRamsay · 20/06/2020 01:38

Name changed... because below!!!

I was being romantically pursued by two world famous chefs - in a sort of Brief Encounter style; any sexual undercurrents repressed within my heaving bosom.

No surprise (given new user name) I pledged my troth to Gordon (can't remember who other chef was).

Next thing I was head honcho at some sort of posh Boutique Gastronomic Hotel like Le Manoir and up to my teeth with prep.

In walks Gordon with what looks like a cross between a Ukrainian mail order bride and Japanese Manga sexualised cartoon; I remember latex hold ups, a tartan mini skirt and boob tube.

Gordon is flustered and tries to bundle bird into lift whilst staff exchange horrified glances meanwhile, I piss myself laughing to the extent I can't make myself understood.

Eventually, I make my way to their room where I rescue Gordon from his unfortunate predicament and we laugh our way off into the sunset.

In RL I am not a cook, can't stand Gordon and if was any such scenario with knives in close proximity there would have been a different outcome.

Completely mad dream but still clinging onto the comforting feeling of being deeply loved and cared for!

The original declaration of love was seriously technicolor!

Any dream interpreters out there?!!!

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GlendaSugarbeanIsJudgingYou · 20/06/2020 01:57

Do you mind if I jump in for any dream interpreters?

I had a dream recently where DH and I were on a mini yacht in the car park of my local Sainsburys which had turned into a marina.

My husband fell in the water and drowned but while searching for him we (the captain of the yacht) and I found a Cadburys caramel bar floating in the water which, after breaking it, we found out contained his soul.

I took the bar into Sainsburys and found a psychic who told us she could resurrect him but we needed meat. So I was standing over a shelf of pork shoulders trying to find the best one.

I remember saying "We should cover it with bacon, he loves bacon".

Anyway, we did get him back after much hocus pocus.

What the fuckery-doo?

MrsGRamsay · 20/06/2020 02:06

@GlendaSugarbeanIsJudgingYou - you win; superb dream! Let's hope someone comes along that can interpret.

I'm going back to bed in the hope I can recapture that feeling of being enveloped in unconditional love..

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GlendaSugarbeanIsJudgingYou · 20/06/2020 02:11

I hope you have another crazy dream tonight that you can tell us about tomorrow morning. :o

Sweet Gordon dreams.

anyginplease · 20/06/2020 02:13

Mine is that Lewis Capaldi kept asking me to marry him. I'm not even especially keen on him??

GlendaSugarbeanIsJudgingYou · 20/06/2020 02:19

You should say yes in your next dream, Anygin.

He's lovely.

Magicismagic · 20/06/2020 02:43

I had a really disturbing dream recently, a serial killer was trying to hide his victims in my gas meter cupboard (which is tiny and would barely hold a hamster in real life) he couldn’t get all the limbs in so they just kind of hung out. The next minute me and serial killer are in an old fashioned ice cream parlour eating ice cream but bizarrely it’s a Karaoke ice cream parlour and I woke up before it was my turn to sing, it was going to be a power ballad, if you wanted to know, but I can’t remember which one.
Pretty sure my dream means I have serious mental health problems and I can’t even sing.

TheSherbetTurbot · 22/06/2020 14:13

I love dreams threads!! Theres another one on here started recently too. 😊

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