Check out this beauty of a garden ornament on FB Marketplace. Brace yourself!

[Snooks1971]

I’m struggling for words. I think the back view is even better. Just why.....

Oh Em Gee. I want it!!! It's so ugly, it's gorgeous!!!!!!!

One to proudly show your neighbours, if you hate them!

I’ve even had a pretend conversation in my head as if I’m picking this beauty up from the vendor, would I laugh outwardly or go along with the ‘wow what a beautiful piece‘ praise, expertly upcycled —bollocks—

Strike through fail

It probably moves at night.