Things that people say are amazing but are actually shit

[Horehound]

I'll start:
The food at IKEA. Especially the over hyped meatballs!
Cheap crap!

@Sonichu yes to the gin! Was told it was much less calories than most spirits so when I was slimming I tried some and it was foul! My mum loves it though.

Can I add the following?

Expensive single malt whisky
Expensive wine
Most things that are supposed to curl your hair
Spanx (overstuffed the sausage more like)
Spiral hair ties (and other hair gadgets from Claire's Accessories)
Lisbon
Gyms

Salted caramel
Watermelon
Prosecco
Gin
Dyson vacuums/fans/hairdryers
Spas
Hot tubs
Cream cakes
Working from home
Working from work

Ellie Goulding

Thought of more:

Space. (Anything about it and how wonderful it is and human endeavour to conquer it and zzzzzz)
Bath (the place)
National Geographic documentaries (I have Disney+, most are patronising and boring)

Venice - probably didnt help that we were living in the Netherlands at the time so canals werent a novelty. Over priced, down at heal, the tower in St Mark's Square was built in 1912. All a bit of a fake.

Yoga

I have been doing regular exercise for the past 15 years (mainly running & hiit sessions). Went to Sri Lanka in February and everybody was doing it. I just cannot get into it, I want to love it but just can't

Oh and GAME OF THRONES No I wont get into it, no I wont love, no I don't watch it all in one go. Yes

The Wire.

The Eiffel tower

Hot tubs,
so many of my friends and family have them now. I just don't get the appeal.

Oreos
David Walliams
Tattoos
Cruises
Mrs Brown's Boys
White chocolate
Tofu

Wine.

It's like drinking vinegar, really.

Olives

housework
queues
nosy neighbours
snitches
lawnmowers
yappy dogs
crying kids

Yoga. Genuinely don’t get it and have tried my best.

False eyelashes...they look stupid and often falling off or come unglued on person's eye so looks silly. Or people have used insanely large ones and you cannot even see their eyes.

Jo Malone candles. There, I said it.

Netflix, Now TV, Hulu etc. Full of old crap.
Any crime novels/films/series/documentaries. And all the main characters in them - formulaic, predictable and generally shit.
Cocktails - overpriced and taste like soft drinks. Don’t get the whole concept.
Mindfulness and anyone who teaches it or has you tube channels about it.

Skiing - too cold, too dangerous, too expensive and too exhausting.
Sailing - too wet, too windy/not windy enough, claustrophobic and dangerous.
Taking a year out to travel - environmentally unsound, expensive, hassling, stressful, exhausting.
Cupcakes and muffins - former has too much icing and latter are big, usually on the dry side and boring.
Herbal teas - smell nice but taste of practically nothing apart from maybe peppermint which is like drinking liquified toothpaste.

Nandos
Any period drama
Any dramas with posh accents
Nails so long that I spend time wondering how you wipe your bum
James Bond
BBC news.. Not enough regional accents.
Posh people who drop their Hs or Ts just to sound like most of us.
BGT no we bloody don't.
Sob stories on BGT
Kids on BGT saying I'm 12 and I'm a singer.. No you're 12 and a student.
Loud kissing on TV.
Phillip Schofield. Holly Willoughby, Ant and Dec, Ryan Clark, Piers moany Morgan , Susanna Reid.
Abba
Mamama Mia

Not much really

biglouis

housework
queues
nosy neighbours
snitches
lawnmowers
yappy dogs
crying kids

Can’t imagine anyone thinks any of these are amazing.

Yes to hot tubs and gel nails. Long nails are so unhygienic, I don't know why keeping nails short isn't up there with the 20 second hand washing.

Mojitos taste like toothpaste with a hint of bin.

This is pretty outing, as I think I’m the only person who didn’t like it

Normal People

Most of these things I can either agree with or be "live and let live" but pandas???? They're the best!

New York

KFC Gravy
Eyelashes on car headlights
Afternoon tea
Baby showers
Unicorns / mermaids
Butter puffs