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This is quite humorous.....enjoy!

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Wolfgirl · 19/09/2007 09:06

Dear Tide:
I am writing to say what an excellent product you have! I've
used it all of my married life, as my mom always told me it
was the best. Now that I am in my fifties I find it even
better! In fact, about a month ago, I spilled some red wine
on my new white blouse. My inconsiderate and uncaring
husband started to belittle me about how clumsy I was, and
generally started becoming a pain in the neck. One thing led
to another and somehow I ended up with his blood on my new
white blouse! I grabbed my bottle of Tide with bleach
alternative, and to my surprise and satisfaction, all of the
stains came out! In fact, the stains came out so well the
detectives who came by yesterday told me that the DNA tests on my blouse were negative and then my attorney called and said that I was no longer considered a suspect in the disappearance of my husband.

What a relief! Going through menopause is bad enough without being a murder suspect! I thank you, once again, for having a great product.

Well, gotta go... have to write to the Hefty bag people.
Received from Kerry Baker.

OP posts:

Wolfgirl · 19/09/2007 10:17

..well I thought it was funny

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Wolfgirl · 19/09/2007 12:30

on one read this?

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MaryBS · 19/09/2007 18:26

Love it!


Wolfgirl · 19/09/2007 20:04

a-ha! someone's read it! fabulous!

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MaryBS · 19/09/2007 21:02

I had someone upset me today. I was tempted to remove the word husband and replace it with someone else!

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