LIFE ADVICE

[lovelife1011]

Generally what's the best life advice you've been given or the best advice you could give to someone??

Never listen to advice given by a random person on the internet

That worrying solves nothing, and before panicking about something ask yourself if it will really matter in a years time. If not, stop panicking.

Don’t send your gold through the post.

Don't get caught

Fuck the fucking housework

If it sounds too good to be true, it probably is.

That thing cher said her mum told her I like - if it doesn't matter in 5 years, it doesn't matter.

TURN THE CAPS LOCK OFF.

The best form of contraception is an aspirin. Held firmly between the knees.

Never listen to advice given by a random person on the internet

Think before you speak.

Mind your own business.

Sometimes the best thing to do, is nothing.

@Grumpbum123
Up the revolution

You only regret the things you didn't do.

... and life is about what you get away with!

If you have to tell a lie, stick as close to the truth as possible
If you have a rotten memory..don’t tell a lie

You only regret the things you didn't do.

That’s definitely not true.

Don't let the bastards get you down

You have two ears and one mouth. Use them in that proportion.

Take a giant step backwards. How does it look now?
Take another giant step backwards. How does it look now?
Take another giant step backwards. You're nearly at the door so now RUN.

Try to get to heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

Do it all yourself

You'll disappoint your mother, so make it fun.