Last text you sent?

[managedmis]

'So you got in then?'

(to DH who was going to Costco, but wouldn't queue for hours to get in)

'He's sleeping' - to husband telling him DS's finally sleeping

To my dd

A fixer upper, three bed, 3 reception rooms, sun house in large garden..offers over £250k
It doesn’t look too bad once the swirly carpets are removed ..and dining room would make 4 th bedroom
No, I’m not telling you where it is 😂

Please tell me you’ve watched Normal People?
I read the book last summer but just finished the TV adaptation and it is amazing, just amazing.
I’ve cried, screamed, had knots in my stomach. I was 16 again in my first relationship.
Honestly, watch it

Can you please stop yelling mate

To DS who was on his XBox. He was having lighthearted fun, not aggressive yelling!!

Mine was to my DP 'Ur a donut 🤣 that’s what ya get for trying to show off' 🤣🤣🤣

‘Thank god, I’m sick of the clouds of fur!’

In response to my sharer telling me she thinks the horse’s winter coat has finally finished shedding.

‘Ok’
To my bf who was being all huffy because I told him I wouldn’t have phone sex with him!

That’s great Linda, thanks.

"Ok"

"That sounds very interesting. I will check it out, as well as JW3 and Masorti. Thank you!xxx"

To MIL, who was recommending some online Jewish learning resources.

Something funny

To my DD who asked me to send her something funny so I did. The words "something funny" she wasn't impressed

We'll miss you loads, but enjoy your retirement! X

Old fuckers. I'll be like that when I'm middle aged.

Goodnight

(To my mum who was going to bed)

It's an absolute car crash isn't it?!
Enjoy the rest of your evening lovely!

Aftermath of a zoom meeting with a community group!

“Just hatched” with a picture of an 100% Gible. Sent to my son who is also mad on PoGo

Oops typo in mine
Price should read offers over £150k
A lot of house for little money

'Yesss finally!' to DH who texted from Asda that self raising flour was back in stock!

"A chopped up apple"

Morning babe (to my best friend)

“Stop banging about”

Sent to teen who likes to prance about in room over me as I’m watching telly

"That's a shame "

Not very interesting at all 😭😭

“Ok gorgeous”

To my OH who said the carpet fitter would come on Monday.

Someone found some Robinson's Lemon & Barley water in a Budgeons near work (he is still going to work): I love it, asked him to look out for it for me when he did his supermarket shopping and he bought me three bottles which he put in my post bin outside, then telephoned me to tell me it was there.

I texted him to tell him how lovely it was and thanks.

Please be quiet son or I'm going to switch the internet off.

To ds who was yelling in to his PS4 headset whilst clog dancing by the sounds of it in his room