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Help me stop the carnival of death....

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Eggybreadleg · 04/05/2020 21:32

Without losing my mind. We moved out of London last autumn and our city cats have discovered baby bunnies....we've had a parade of over 2 dozen bunnies through the cat flap over the last week. I've stopped counting. Some are dead but most are not and they shriek. It's soooo upsetting for everyone especially DH who has the job of dispatching them. I bought bells. Really huge annoying bells and have put them on the cats' collars. But holy fuck are they annoying. It's like Santa running through the place all day long. Today I had to pause a work call because no one could hear me over the fucking jingle bells in the background. Options. I need options. Please tell me someone has an idea here.

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KingOfDogShite · 04/05/2020 21:34

Try keeping them in at night.

Isadora2007 · 04/05/2020 21:34

Block the cat flap.
Poor baby bunnies. 😔

Pascha · 04/05/2020 21:44

We have had similar so I sympathise although it's been more voles and just a couple of bunnies. Its been at various times of the day too. Phoebe turned up with a wriggler while we were eating lunch on Saturday Hmm.

I have no idea how to stop them bringing the damn things inside short of locking the catflap.

Crunchymum · 04/05/2020 21:50

So the bells have stopped the bunny killing? They are just annoying you?

Sp1ke3 · 04/05/2020 21:55

There is no solution. Our cat is a dreadful bunny murderer, as was his sister before him. Watch out if you get a trampoline as they particularly like storing the corpses under there Hmm

We’ve managed to stop the cat flap so he can’t come in, if he has anything in his mouth. This stops rabbits & pigeons & bats (!) getting in to be killed. We shout at him a lot but he’s undeterred.

Frlrlrubert · 04/05/2020 22:19

I had a cat for a while (owner was abroad for a few months) she had all the bells and a reflective patterned collar and she was still a master mouser. We had to make the cat flap (that we had spent weeks teaching her to use) out-only so she couldn't catch and release in the living room.

Eggybreadleg · 05/05/2020 08:13

So far the bells have meant no more bunnies but mice and voles appear to be deaf. The cats are trying everything possible to get the damn bells off but so far collars still on.

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leafygarden · 05/05/2020 08:20

Lock the cat flap

KonTikki · 05/05/2020 08:25

That's why I hate, absolutely hate cats.

fuckinghellthisshit · 05/05/2020 08:26

You need to keep them in at night if you don’t want them to eat baby rabbits. Rabbits start breeding at 6 months and can have up to 14 litters a year in some conditions. The reason they breed so prolifically is that most of the babies are eaten by predators - like your cats. The only way to stop it is keep them in, predators will hunt - it’s their instinct.

Eggybreadleg · 05/05/2020 08:28

We started keeping them in at night but they were getting them at all hours. I thought they were nocturnal? The cats aren't eating them. This is sport which makes it even worse.

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KingOfDogShite · 05/05/2020 08:31

Have a time cat flap and only let them out between 8-8 or something. I don’t let mine out I’ve night at this time of year because I don’t want them killing all the baby birds etc, they moan for a week but they soon adjust. Dawn is the worst time for them to be out.

GrumpyMiddleAgedWoman · 05/05/2020 09:15

Rabbits aren't nocturnal. IME they're most active in the early morning and late afternoon/ evening. I hardly ever see them out and about between 9 and 6.

Eggybreadleg · 05/05/2020 09:46

Today I learned rabbits are crepuscular. In which case maybe a timed cat flap that's only open from 9-6 makes sense? Does anyone have one that has a timer and microchip reader?

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theconstantinoplegardener · 05/05/2020 09:53

My cat is a hunter too. I keep her in overnight, which helps quite a lot. She doesn't generally injure her prey, but brings them straight home, very much alive. I can usually distract her with Dreamies, rescue her prey and release it back into the garden (keeping the cat in for an hour so the animal has a chance to recover and escape). Is this a possibility for you?

KnobwithaK · 05/05/2020 09:57

I was going to suggest only allowing them out 9 - 5 ish.

We do have one of those cat flaps.. activated by microchip (pretty sure you can program them for more than one cat, also). Tbh though I've never used the timer.

Honeyroar · 05/05/2020 09:57

Yes rabbits are crepuscular, but so are cats. Plus if they’re bringing baby ones it suggests they’ve found a nest.🙁

The bells don’t work with mice and voles with my cats because the cats seem to sit on a fence and watch from above then pounce and grab. The bell barely goes off.

LeaveItBarbara · 05/05/2020 13:33

I love cats. But this is why I could never have one. I'd rather pick up one metric ton of dog poo than a headless thrush.

Eggybreadleg · 05/05/2020 19:52

They are injuring these bunnies. The first one came in at 10 at night. It was very much alive and didn't seem to badly injured. DH drove 2 hours round trip to bring it to the wildlife vet but it died en route. Most of the country folk thought we were completely mad. Lately they are either dead or obviously injured so poor DH has to dispatch them. The bells are working for now but driving the cats and us mad. They are so LOUD. I might take the bells off once the cat flap is locked. The kids run in and out of the garden until bedtime which makes keeping the cats in from 5 not possible. Bells when out might be a workable plan. Unless you're a vole. The baby bunnies are far more upsetting. I know they shouldn't be but they elicit a very different emotional reaction. The neighbors dog beheads the rabbits.... Dogs don't seem to mean no dead bunnies.

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DarylDixonsHair · 05/05/2020 19:59

Sorry for the weird question but how do you deal with injured bunnies, rats, birds, etc? The ones that are obviously beyond help but are clearly suffering? I'm thinking of getting a cat at some point but would have no idea how to deal with the poor creatures it brings home.

PinkSparklyPussyCat · 05/05/2020 20:12

That's why I hate, absolutely hate cats.

You do realise they don't all do this? My cat couldn't catch anything if he tried, and none of the cats we've had in the past have hunted.

Frlrlrubert · 05/05/2020 21:56

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Frlrlrubert · 05/05/2020 21:58

I've reported my own post, I tried to strike through the bit some people wouldn't want to see but I failed. Sorry.

Eggybreadleg · 05/05/2020 22:09

@DarylDixonsHair DH shoots them with an air rifle. I really don't know what I'd do if he wasn't here. Drown them maybe? I just don't think I could bring myself to kill them even if it's kinder. Our cats caught bugger all in 9 years living in London. Living in the countryside had been a very different experience. So I think it depends on where you live? Evening #2 of the bells and no bunnies so far.

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Frlrlrubert · 05/05/2020 22:17

@DarylDixonsHair

With birds, mice and small rats it's fairly easy to break their neck, you have to know what you're doing to do it quickly first time. I won't describe how because I fail at strike through and people might be upset by the details.

Basically you just want it over quickly so they don't suffer, some of the most humane methods will also be the ones people are really squeamish about.

I worried about frogs, but lucky they all seemed to be almost untouched so I never had to figure it out, just popped them back in the pond.

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