Ruin a famous phrase or title

[GameofPhones]

Hanging Gardens of Basildon

Twenty-four Hours from Tulse Hill

Bogey Nights

Bridget Jone’s Dairy.
The Godfarter.

The Great Barrier Queef.

Lamb's End to John O' Goats

It's a wonderful life sentence

We'll Veet Again

The Curious Incident in the Bog at Night

To pee or not to pee.

Everything I do, I do it for poo

A turd in the hand, is worth two poos in the bush.

Cat o’ one tail.

To kill a fucking bird.

Bridget Jones’ diarrhea
Fool Britannia
Crappy birthday

Full of the joys here

Stoneminge

Season’s Beatings
A friend in need is a right pain in the arse
Bohemian Crapsody

You'll Never Baulk Alone

If at first you don't succeed- cheat.

Don't count your chickens before you hatchet them

Many hands mean they don't need you to do the work as well

It got me thinking about phrases that have been ruined by the passage of time.
E.g.
"Thank heaven for little girls. For little girls get bigger every day" 🤮

"How kind of you to let me come"

"I love little pussy; her coat is so warm"