How to spot...

[UncleBillyLostHisWilly]

A mumsnetter in real life??

Ask them to recommend a toilet brush and watch carefully for their reaction

why would you want to spot one?

Mention penis beaker and see who giggles.

Although I do feel mumsnet is like fight club. What happens on mumsnet stays in mumsnet. Nobody will ever say they are on mumsnet.

I used to work in a supermarket on the checkouts and would give a knowing eye to ladies who were buying Pom bears ... most just looked at me as if I was strange (suspect they thought I was trying to flirt by giving them The Eye over their weekly shop)

The Mumsnet scarf of course!

There might be a resurgence of the Mumsnet Haircut at the moment.
Also if you see anyone deliberately leaving a list in their supermarket trolley. Or being assertive with P&C parking spaces.

Errol I found myself seriously considering the Mumsnet haircut earlier today. Fortunately I came to my senses just in time.

Using 'DH' on social media. Using 'entitled' a lot. Using the term 'getting your ducks in a row'

Using the term 'getting your ducks in a row'
that's been in common parlance long before social media. Unless you mean specifically in the context of preparing to LTB?

They leave a little whiff of disdain Zoflora in their wake and anyone invited into their home has better have had the mother of all shites previously.

They won't be out at the moment because they're all STAYING THE FUCK AT HOME FFS but next week they'll be giving all their children's eggs to the foodbanks because heaven forbid they give their children chocolate. They definitely won't be having a barbecue in their gardens but they'll be sitting next to their loved ones, each wearing their own set of headphones in order to avoid their neighbours overhearing even the smallest amount of noise.